MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

There's not a court in the land would convict you of anything

Luke is deluding himself.

That was my vote, they're mean mofos.

@Combattingthemoaners 🤣🤣🤣

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I can see it now.

Holluh would attempt to get with Ryan, boot Ross in the nads then bite the head off the honey badger., then go for a kebab. Maybe not in that order.

Yeah, the one about whom safeguarding concerns are raised

I'm from a rough area in Leeds and I've met hundreds of girls like Holly and Polly. It's always a lot of shouting with exaggerated head movements and hand gestures, not giving the other person an opportunity to speak. When it comes down to it though, they're soft as shite. They rely on their gob to attack. I remember the 'cock' of year 9 mercilessly bullying another girl (who years later has been diagnosed as autistic) She had it rough in school bless her and one day she just snapped and absolutely paggered this gobshite on the school field. 🤣

I saw a honeybadger torn apart by hyenas on safari - not totally unlike watching MAFS really.

Then do a piss in street.

Luke's bemused face 🤣 Cringing at the awkwardness of it all!

I did just think this feels like an average day at work on children's services 🫢

Too busy focusing on how she looks rather than the fact she’s mentioned many times she stiff and boring ( in a polite way)

I've made a complaint about tonight as it's either accurate or scripted in terms of bullying being depicted and neither is acceptable left unchecked

Pol!

He doesn't like you

Get some dignity

Adam, you do know.

You. Don’t. Fancy. Her.

Is this a joke

Surprising, I've seen hyenas in Africa and they were all mouth and no trousers. So Holluh unless someone glassed Hannah first and then she went in for the kill. At which point, yes, hyenas....

The guys have been surprisingly mature and insightful during this discussion.

No you didn't Shitters

Thank you for your replies. Yes I will report it. For all other users out there throwing plates of food at a wall and you wedding ring and also calling you names and undermining you is not "love" it's abuse. Remember your own self esteem and strength as a women. Anyone you invite into your life /boyfriend/partner/lover/friend is there to enhance your life not instead of your life. You are complete already before you invite anyone else to share that. If you look for anything outside to make you feel better about you it will never give you you what you need. Believe me I have tried. We are inside out. Look to the inside and the out will follow. If you are inviting someone you are inviting them into you special life not to fill gaps. If you work on this you will not accept an BS from anyone in all parts of you life. BEST. Inside Out!

Everything Alex said is 100% but 6 weeks on or whatever Holly still begging for his shit lid pubes dick 🙄

Adam needs to bounce out of the process now. I actually really like him, wish he'd have been paired better because they could have had a success story out of him with the right woman.

I'm not sure most people know they're partner is the one after six weeks. I mean I knew my wife was the one after reading her round off her Tinder profile with a complaint about bad manners but that's rare 🤣

I mean polly *