MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Ryan is coming back??

Ofcom

That was a rumour and there has been no evidence about it.

Nice, sensible thing for Amy to do, a bit of shit stirring. For the drahmaaah. Prompted by producers, no doubt.

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The parents are probably just as crass and trashy so they won’t see no wrong with her BS

She knows Luke has no filter and that he would blab as soon as he got the text.

This is revolting telly. The lowest of the low

No way would I have 'gone for a chat' with her. Just so she could attack and bully some more. I hope she's ashamed when she watches this back.

Will be interesting to compare how the guys deal with this compared to the women...!

Hannah dealt with that so well. Holly came at her straight away, insulting her and intimidating her and looking all smug like she was the spokesperson for all women or something. She didn’t even make sense with her ‘taste of her own medicine’ bollocks. I think holly probably thinks all the viewers will be like ‘go holly!’ When in fact shes come across as a total nob. I’m not on twitter- what are the opinions of her on there?

Shit fest extraordinaire. I feel sullied watching this lot.

Most of them never really started!

Ok. I will lodge a complaint. I think the programme has been finished for a while but the "experts" need to know that creating drama and pretending this is "real life" has a lot of responsibility and consequences.

I wouldn't ask Holluh for directions without a recording and at least 20 in person witnesses. No way I'd go for a side chat.

Twitter mirroring us thankfully

If Holly was my employee, I would be sacking her for bringing my company into disrepute. The same applies to all of them.

Holly's probably doing a tour of nightclubs, threatening to give people a taste of their own medicine.

Stephen has a perky arse and ask Hannah on a date?

Just checked. Same as in here. But with gifs!

This is not the lowest of the low telly

That place goes to
Naked Attraction
And all she shag your ex again type shows hosted by Rylan. (sorry Rylan)

They're all very squiffy / coked up, incredibly immature, and intellectually challenged. Jeeez, literally like they're in primary school.

I’m sitting here trying to control my rage!!

I couldn’t keep my cool if she’d sat there talking to me like that. I’d have round house kicked her in the fucking face 🥷🏼👊

Fuck off Kieran

Ryan is giving Steven the evil eye. He's so menacing!