EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I’m loving Bernie taking out her revenge and anger about Keanu. Today she told Eve. I think Bernie’s behaviours are credible given the circumstances but can’t see her staying in the square for too long.

Oh gawd! So now Eve knows about Suki and the others;(
Not too many people left who don't know is there !!

Suki made a great point that Bernie would have done the same to Gray etc, but clearly she doesn't care about why Linda attacked him and wants her revenge
Eve is an ex lawyer. Hope she tells Bernie she can't carry on doing this blackmailing. Although it won't work of course
She should go to the police really. But again , she probably won't

I like Nicola "You off to play cricket, babe?" Mitchell 😂
Hopefully she sticks around and liven up the square with her sharkras.

Shazza's wig needs its own mention on the credit roll.

Bernie's had a hard time of it poor girl.
Put Eve on your list @the80sweregreat!

Already like the sound of Nicola Mitchell.
Oh yes, my long list of ' people in the know ' about the six , which I had written down wrongly on several occasions 😆
I think it might be easier for people to list the ones who haven't a clue tbh lol
The one I thought would know by now is wise old Jean , but Stacey is a bit removed as she didn't attack Nish and she didn't murder Ken ( only helped to cover it up, bad enough of course )
Is Bernie going to Dob them in ?
Where is she living ?

Suki wants to save her skin so no, Bernie wouldn’t have done the same to Gray because Keanu didn’t need to be killed.

No idea of if Bernie was going to drop them in but she looks quite menacing. Where is she living? Probably staying with Felix. Did she leave the cafe job?

They never do the sensible option do they?!

@usernother they never in soap land seem to mention significant changes to a character’s look whether it’s a massive hair style change a la Denise or serious weightloss a la Sharon. Whereas we’d be all over it in real life! So brand new tan gets no comments…

Karen would have finished off Gray for sure ( or Shirley !)
I've said all along that Linda should have stabbed Ken in the leg or arm from the get go. Too late now.
Nicola is a hard nut isn't she. Straight out of a Martina Cole novel.

@the80sweregreat good shout re Bianca’s van being towed by now. Albert square would 100% be the type of location where I live in East London where residents would need a permit to park. It’s in a prime spot next to the tube and you cannot just leave a vehicle there. So at the very least she should have been racking up tickets and eventually it would be removed.

Nicola is a wrong un then , no surprises there.
Although at least she didn't deliberately try to murder anyone I suppose , but still dodgy.
She looks like she might be Jack or Phil's type of woman , Phil looks like he needs cheering up a bit tbh !

Not only do they seem to be permit free but there is ALWAYS a parking spot right where they need it.
Like magic it is.

Yeah you don’t see them messing with their phones using the Ringo app or have residents parking permits. Walworth Council missing a trick there!

Though occasionally I’ve seen someone’s car wheel clamped or something maybe Grant back in the day or Phil. When it messes up the storyline. Otherwise nowt yet police generally on the scene in minutes with handcuffs.

When Bianca turned up to see Sonia she did ask her for a permit but they are normally daily ones , not monthly ones, for a residential area like that.
I can't believe they want to turn the square bit into a car park as they all just park where they like usually and yes , it's always empty (Totally unbelievable for London. )
Ruby is back next week and Elaine is upset by a hen do 'drag Queen ' and a family secret is revealed, can't think what though ? Maybe Linda's dad was trans or something like that ??
She wants a ' pre nub' too , so she doesn't entirely trust George eh??

Teddy and crew are obviously not ‘proper’ Mitchell’s. If they were then Ritchie would have surely been waiting for Harry when he got to the police station

How many episodes are we giving it until Teddy’s ex and Jack get together

Nicola is all the cliches rolled into one hair do and sunnies, so now Jack is again 'on the market ' ( I think he is anyway ?) maybe he'll find her lopsided smile irresistible? She is his type , if maybe a little bit older.
Denise was always too good for him

Why is Sharon wearing a dead, yellow octopus on her head?

I can only assume something has happened to her hair in real life and they need to keep it looking vaguely the same on screen for continuity.

😝

They must be really taking a sledgehammer to the show’s budget because that is such a terrible wig.

So Bernie told Eve because Sharon made her realise there is no point going to the police, so she’s lashing out trying to destroy their lives. It all feels so long drawn out though. Linda didn’t mean to kill Keanu, she just meant to stop him... not that I've ever had to do it because I don't live in Walford but I guess you don’t go for an arm, what if you miss and hit Sharon instead, you go for a larger target you can hit in a tussle.

And I can’t stand Nicola. Unpleasant, hard faced, she and Teddy are a really boring couple.

I’m glad to hear Ruby is back next week, they need to move away from endless Six and Reiss!

Nicola’s ‘contact at the police station’ sounds completely implausible. Especially the fact the contact knew that the witness (Felicity?) met a girl in a wheelchair who talked her into coming forward. How would the contact have found that out?! I found it hard to follow the storyline tbh, especially Harry suddenly being arrested out of the blue and then released on the strength of a dodgy alibi. And I couldn’t keep up with whose side Penny is actually on.

No words for Sharon’s hair. Someone in the wardrobe team hates her.

Shazzas wig has a starring role in this Christmas's Doctor Who special.

Like most of the storylines lately, this new one with Nicola and Harry is confusing and I guarantee that more Mitchells or this Shiree will also appear over time as well to add to the confusion (maybe? )
Felicity seemed scared and pretty convincing, but it might have been an act for Penny's sake.
I can see H as the violent type, but maybe it was Nicola who had seen her off?
Who knows? It's bound to be dragged out and looks like Nicola is staying on

I was more confused by Jack intending to meet his super secret star witness in the local that's also frequented by the supposed super bad guys.

And then Penny stepped in.

Surely if you have a super secret witness you'd want to meet somewhere where there isn't a danger that your super bad guys are going to walk in and see you chatting to your super secret witness.

And then the script writers don't go down that road. They go down the road of "doesn't she look tired".

I mean. Durrrr.