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MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

949 replies

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2024 18:29

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

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PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:26

NooNakedJacuzziness · 29/10/2024 20:25

They look like pale turds

🤣🤣

Blueberrycreampie · 29/10/2024 20:26

Well they don't look that impressive do they?

fourquenelles · 29/10/2024 20:26

Not appetizing at all

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:26

'I don't want them to be too ugly but I want them to be cooked, obviously.'

That's exactly what Gregg said last time he was on the phone to his local escort agency, too.

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:26

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:26

Good job no one cooks like Gaston really.

🤣🤣

TheDogsMother · 29/10/2024 20:26

Gaston's beignet's are floppy

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:26

“Floppy floppy”
Sounds like another of my exes…

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Halsall · 29/10/2024 20:26

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:26

'I don't want them to be too ugly but I want them to be cooked, obviously.'

That's exactly what Gregg said last time he was on the phone to his local escort agency, too.

😂😂😂😂

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:27

TheDogsMother · 29/10/2024 20:26

Gaston's beignet's are floppy

I didn't need the mental picture my brain went to there, signed a lesbian!! 🤣🤣

RomainingToBeSeen · 29/10/2024 20:27

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:26

'I don't want them to be too ugly but I want them to be cooked, obviously.'

That's exactly what Gregg said last time he was on the phone to his local escort agency, too.

🤢🤢🤢

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:27

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:26

“Floppy floppy”
Sounds like another of my exes…

I hope you've developed better taste since these exes. Grin

viques · 29/10/2024 20:27

Well Gaston, mon petit hispi, those look just a little bit sad. For someone who uses choux for everything except cornflakes you are a disappointment.

ilovesooty · 29/10/2024 20:27

Gaston reminds me of the French guy in Black adder. Mr Frou Frou.

Halsall · 29/10/2024 20:28

Floppy Chef Gaston isn’t long for this contest, methinks

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:28

Look at these babies who are actual chefs.

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:28

RomainingToBeSeen · 29/10/2024 20:24

Gaston hoping for a TV show.

He will have to settle for a podcast on the history of neckwear accessorising.

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:28

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:27

I hope you've developed better taste since these exes. Grin

I’ve stayed single for nearly 8 years, does that count? 🤭😂

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TheDogsMother · 29/10/2024 20:28

@PotterHead1985 🤣🤣

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:28

Not a floppy chef, yer beniets and your hair beg to differ mate

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 29/10/2024 20:28

Dd made the worlds biggest eclair for a mate’s birthday. Filled with yuzu and vanilla with a vanilla glaze.

MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!
GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:28

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:28

I’ve stayed single for nearly 8 years, does that count? 🤭😂

Grin Yes

Theeyeballsinthesky · 29/10/2024 20:28

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:26

Good job no one cooks like Gaston really.

😆😆😆

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:29

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 29/10/2024 20:28

Dd made the worlds biggest eclair for a mate’s birthday. Filled with yuzu and vanilla with a vanilla glaze.

Oh. Yes please.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 29/10/2024 20:29

Confident isn’t he?

fourquenelles · 29/10/2024 20:29

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 29/10/2024 20:28

Dd made the worlds biggest eclair for a mate’s birthday. Filled with yuzu and vanilla with a vanilla glaze.

Wowser!