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MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

949 replies

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2024 18:29

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 29/10/2024 20:21

Knob alert,

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:21

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:20

Marcus has overcrowded the fryer. Tsk.

He's on his fourth kitchen thanks to his endless chip pan fires.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:21

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:20

Someone tell that to the Asian I ordered from tonight. The duck spring rolls were greasy as heck

Shocking. And properly disappointing.

Blueberrycreampie · 29/10/2024 20:21

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:20

I was just thinking of churros

OMG. Churros Barcelona bus station 1974, never forgotten them!

ilovesooty · 29/10/2024 20:22

Gaston looks a bit sinister

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:22

Source my ingredients or sauce my ingredients?

Could be either with the French.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:22

No one fries like Gaston
Makes cream pies like Gaston
No one goes on TV wearing ties like Gaston.

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:22

No-one chops like Gaston, no one fries like Gaston, no one makes a choux pastry beignet like Gaston…

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PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:22

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:21

Shocking. And properly disappointing.

Thank you. My thoughts.

Also poncy French man.

Ok they've been told to narrate

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:23

I know, mine didn’t rhyme properly! 😂

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:23

<high fives Sunbird>

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:23

Dehydrate my dough! Say you'll love me again!

littlbrowndog · 29/10/2024 20:23

They have been told to chit chat throughout

Theeyeballsinthesky · 29/10/2024 20:24

No one cooks like Gaston

MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!
PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:24

littlbrowndog · 29/10/2024 20:23

They have been told to chit chat throughout

Snap.

No ones a prick like gaston!!

RomainingToBeSeen · 29/10/2024 20:24

Gaston hoping for a TV show.

Halsall · 29/10/2024 20:24

Was that just the first Grandmère et Grandpère de la series?

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:24

Gaston is going to blame it on his juice.

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:24

Oh I don't like him. Hope he goes asap

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 29/10/2024 20:25

The flour hasn’t gelatinised properly. <nods wisely, having taught it to several classes this year.

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:25

EsmaCannonball · 29/10/2024 20:24

Gaston is going to blame it on his juice.

Gaston channeling lizzo!!

NooNakedJacuzziness · 29/10/2024 20:25

They look like pale turds

GrouchyKiwi · 29/10/2024 20:25

Imagine the ignominy of messing up choux pastry on TV when you're a French chef.

PotterHead1985 · 29/10/2024 20:26

'I'm fine'. Fine in my house as mam knows means shit

Sunbird24 · 29/10/2024 20:26

Good job no one cooks like Gaston really.

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