Eurovision Semi Final 1 - No Spoilers

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Welcome to this year's MN Eurovision fest!

Tonight gold and white are the ‘In’ colours. There's the obligatory wind machines and pyro. Watch out for dancing surprises cos there's No Rules and a distinct issue with the wardrobe department!

Don’t miss: Uk, Ukraine, Fan fav Croatia, WTF Finland hmm yes and hell yes Ireland.

Housekeeping: Out of the other 15 entries, only 10 will go through to the final. The semi-final is TELEVOTE ONLY. The UK, Germany and Sweden will all perform tonight as part of the main show in a change to previous years although they have already automatically qualified for the final.

DON’T FORGET YOUR SUBTITLES

EUROVISION Semi 1 Running Order

1. CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
2. SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
3. LITHUNIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’

Love song about wanting to still be with you tomorrow and not wanting the moment to end 4. IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’ UNITED KINGDOM - Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’

1. UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
2. POLAND Luna - ‘The Tower’
3. CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
4. ICELAND Hera Björk - ‘Scared of Heights’

GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’

1. SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’

10. FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’ 11. MOLDOVA Natalia Barbu - ‘In The Middle’ SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’ 12. AZERBAIJAN Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatoc - ‘Özünlə Apar’ 13. AUSTRALIA Electric Fields - ‘One Milkali (One Blood) 14. PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’ 15. LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter’

This sounds painful to sing

Compared to Finland whatever came next wouldn't be as good

This is a bit pitchy.

Waiting for the wardrobe malfunction.
Catchy tune.

She can play the violin too.

This is one of the better acts.

We've just gone 5th Element

I think this is better live. I didn’t like the studio version. Prefer Moldova to Serbia.

At least six previous Eurovisions would like their gimmicks back.

The staging was fab!

Yawn to Moldova

Scott sounds as if he has a cold.
Norwegian Jedward

Swedish Jedward.

Sweden I mean ! Not Norway

The obligatory set of twins

10 years ago, this is what Olly sounded like.

Very 2004 Justin timberlake music video

This is just like some other song

They sound like the Jonas brothers

More Ant and Dec than Jedward

Reminds me of Stephen Gately! Image of him and similar voice.

The song itself is like something from The Weekend.

Backstreet Jedward.

I actually think Jedward were better than this act

Yes!

They've ripped off Tattoo for the introduction.