MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

The cheating has to be Jono if they've not been on yet.

And fuck off Jack and Tori

Tori's gone blotchy. She'd be a rubbish poker player.

Look at all the faces trying to figure it out....
No one that convinced.

Jacks is such a liar and not even a convincing one, lol

Does anyone else feel like maybe they've didn't do it and decide to just say they did!??

Could fall for you - said by both, tbf.
But won't, neither of them.

Jack isolated you Tori you silly sausage

Everyone. Including the whole.room there and the ixperts.

Yes.. I can’t think who’s left besides them.

I didn’t think he had it in him 😩

I would be willing to sacrifice myself…..

Wow, she's going to feel even more on her own if she follows through with Jack....

Yes! And what young couple just have sex once and then don’t have sex loads of times after that.

Of course. They didn't look like a couple that had been intimate

🤣🤣

Putting Lauren on the spot there. Bring it on.

https://www.lush.com/uk/en/p/silky-underwear-dusting-powder This is nice too for sweaty bits.

I hope her Mum stages an intervention.

And her friend, she was good.

Her bezzy definitely will!

They need to kidnap her and take her away from the lobster.

She apparently learned her idea of being a strong, independent woman from her mum, so I don't hold out much hope there.

Poor bloody Lauren if the shit is coming her way.

Lets all swoop in and teach Tori how to make a lobster thermidor......

Setting the stage for Tori to bring down Lauren.

This is so set up. There's no way Lauren and Jonno would be up last - and conveniently be invited to contribute to Tori and Jack's sofa session immediately before - if the experts didn't know what was coming.