MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Ah, Tim was future faking.
Your loss Timbo.

I have used deodorant there before 😂

Quick to cut or slow burn? Which one is it Tim?

You just didn't fancy her.

Don't want to take this thread to dark places, but I actually got under boob sweat rash last summer.....

The answer is cornflour, locally applied.
You're welcome...

Does it not congeal together? The amount of sweat I have would make dough 😂

Classy leave from Lu there. And not so bad from Tim

I suspect Lucinda and Tim had already had a conversation agreeing they were both leaving before coming to the couch.

Ho Lucinda!! He literally did fuck all for her. Didn't even throw her a bone

I think Lu should give women a try. And not just for me I'm too young for her and I like trash TV

They would absolutely have had the conversation before

Lucinda is a classy girl

I’m getting flashbacks of Ross and his leather trousers in Friends 😂

Course they did

Lu - her jam, her gravy, her spunk ... and her sex toys. We salute you.

Not sure if anyone else has noticed but the label on the bottom of Mel’s shoe is doing my head in! Sack the stylist Mel!

The pinnacle of their relationship wss when he spontaneously pecked her after a skinful of beer

Classy exit Lu.

What's changed? She's fucked him sideways.

Yeah I saw that and shouted “you’ve got a sticky label on your shoe Mel!” at the tv.

Clearly she didn’t hear me….

Sara you look different
It's the dollar signs in her eyeballs now

Their colours look good tho, says superficial me....

Quite sad really. She’s a better woman than me. He wouldn’t get an ounce of that praise Lu gave him out of me. I wouldn’t lay into him, but I’d keep it short and sweet, he really didn’t deserve the respect and thought Lu gave him on the couch.

Yep!! Rookie error there! Sure I noticed another label on another of her shoes last week 😂

You could make your own tortillas?
Win win.

Really hope Tim dumps Sara on her arse at final vows

Like Duncan and Alissa

Urgh I don't want to know about their consummation. I bet it was three piston pumps then the girliest moan ever. From him, not her.