MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Ah, Tori has come in army gear, spoiling for a fight.

I think Tori has joined Jack at the sunbed shop this week

That's not all your mother would be disappointed about, Jack

There isn’t enough tit tape or engineering in the world that would keep my big boobs held into a dress like that.

Those bits at the front would barely cover the sides 😂

Just leave it there Lobster man

I didn't notice that!! After spotting Jack in second place I couldn't see clearly for a bit

Jayden doing his ShowaddyWaddy Tribute act?

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Correct!

Blimey… that’s a blast from the past 🤣🤣

He's chatting about Lucinda coming her looking for love and Timothy leading her on. What about the couple he's talking to? Is Jack not leading Tori on?

I literally just sat here and said “Where’s this same energy for Jack?”

A lot of weird bronzer going on this evening - maybe it's the lighting.

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Has Lucinda come as a super hero?

Jayden's really up for a barney here.

Have they all come in fancy dress, and we have to figure out what they've come as?
Further guesses:
Tori as GI Jane

Lucinda believes in Jack??

Why don't they just butt out of other people relationships. What's it got to do with him!

Anyone else noticed that Tori has a bruise on her collarbone?

Yes. I think he's more interested in confrontation with Tim than wanting anything for Lucinda.

Tristan didn’t get the message about no socks!

Sara's dress reminds me of Fuzzy Felt
Probably showing my age now

I don't really understand ben

Ben is on a different planet.

Like an actual different planet.

He's giving me psychopath vibes