MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

I loved fuzzy felt
So you can guess my age now, too!

Haha, I know what you mean!

Isnt it sunburn?

Tim the Older’s tattoos are awful

Jono being very protective of Ellie

Jono is VERY invested in Ellie

Ah look at Jonno having a lot to say about Ellie because he fancies her

0h, Ellie spends a lot of time at the mirror.

Ben, quit while you're behind.

I think he's really thick.

Definitely a bruise - on her left side. About the size of a thumbprint. 🤔

Oh poor Ellie.

I thought they broke up last night though

He’s finally said something right, they aren’t meant to be together because she she’s too good for him.

Ben's such a pathetic dick.

He’s been talking about making things right and fixing the relationship and then say they shouldn’t be together.

Like can this dude make up his mind?

He faced the heat, couldn’t take it, lost control, could see Ellie and the others weren’t buying it, so took back control by ending things to humiliate her just how he felt she had humiliated him by telling the others what he’d done.

He’s a narcissist.

Bye Ben. Ellie's dodged a bullet there.

I'm a bit behind, Lucinda's dress is quite something

Wasn't he the one that kept going back? She said leave, he's was the one wanting to try again

Me too. I’m 30-40 mins behind.

Lucinda has grown on me and she’s able to carry off some of her more ‘out there’ outfits. She made me laugh with her “I’m going commando” comment.

Sara is on form tonight re Ben's actions

What are the metal spokes on Sara's dress?
Are they some kind of tit clamp?

This all seem so staged. They fell out (again) last night- it’s surprising either turned up to the dinner party.

So, how long before Jonno moves in on Ellie?

Well the experts have done well in picking some emotionally stunted fuck ups this year

It's a new low

Not sure but there all I can focus on when looking at her