MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Jack actually said his career 'makes him wholesome' 🙄

Well done Lauren - spot on regarding Jack's "apology" "gift"

Every fucking word apart from SORRY.

Lauren and Tim together should just tag team and punch the crap out of Jack.

I feel like they’d make a good wrestling tag team 🤣

Ohh Jack's the VICTIM now! He felt TERRIBLE after he said something unforgivable.

Glazed Christmas ham 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lauren does make me laugh

Glazed Christmas ham.

aye.

Lauren: “Jack standing there with his nipples like a big glazed ham”

This girl kills me 🤣🤣🤣

I love Lauren.

Oh Lauren is the BEST 'glazed Xmas ham' that girl needs her own show

Yeah, ham comes from a PIG doesn't it

No pressure but if "you and your nipples need to take several seats" isn't in it I will go all Lauren on you 😂

I want Lauren to be one of my friends. What a queen!

Sara setting herself up here.....

When the hell is Eden going to just speak

New thread here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5043226-mafsaus-thread-5-delusions-gaslighting-icky-dickie-the-lobsters-byron-bust-ups-revelations-secrets-smacked-arses-flirty-hairdressers-drama-queens-tantrums-nipples-and-a-partridge-in-a-pear-tree-no-spoilers

Lauren is the best, I love her.

Tears and dramatic exits.

Another fucker who wouldn’t know a sorry if it bit them.

Jayden - work that spoon.

Jayden loves the moral high ground. He's very immature.

Eden LOVING the relevance despite the social anxiety.

Eden has deflected any responsibility for challenging Sara - she has said a number of times 'I was put in the position if doing this or losing Jayden so I had no choice'.
Jayden wasn't pushing her at all until she started with her drama and he wanted to know why. Once he knew and she was saying she had to tell they have both been driven to do it.
How about Eden just says 'I have to do something because I feel it's right to.'

Tim’s eyes are darting about like Gareth from The Office when Tim jellied his stapler.

Absolutely the one liner of this series!

Jayden is the only fucker who can squeeze more words in a minute than Vicky Pollard.

He could do with a scrunchie.