MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

I noticed she didn’t put Dick last!

Good lord, so basically if she wasn’t paired up with Mr Deeeecce (who I think is the best looking on there!) she would find the lobster right up her alley.

I mean putting aside his crappy personality which would make the most Beautiful of men look ugly, what am I missing that woman find him good looking.. it must be the turkey teeth or something that the Botox babes are drawn to like some kind of pheromone.

Who was last in her line up then 🤔 I suspect it was Tim the Elder??

who did ridge rank after his wife?

Jonno was last, then Tristan, Tim the elder, Dick.
Her top was Deeeece, then Jick, Young Tim, then gross Ben.

He put Ellie 2nd, soapy brows 3rd.

And off we go.

What a shit Ben is.

Ahhh it wasn't a list of criticism, it was feed back.

Feedback that he doesn't like her age or where she lives. Yep I get it now w⚓️

“I understand how much stress you’re going through Ellie”.

That YOU caused Ben 🙄

Wtf re Sara's dress? They must have some large moths in that apartment.

Eww, no. Not loving the front of that dress, Sara. Don't know where to look!
Why not just go topless but with nipple tassels?

And constructive feedback at that apparently!

Just trying to work out how telling someone their age is a problem, is ‘constructive feedback’, when that’s something they can’t change….🤔🙄

It's hideous, and ripe for a wardrobe malfunction! But at least she won't get her tits in a tangle.

Who’s soapy brows 🤣🤣

And Lucinda's gone commando!

Every cloud has a silver lining!😂

On one hand I think it's honourable that Jayden is sticking up for Lucinda. On the other hand, I think he's forgotten that he was the one who slept with the ex-girlfriend's best friend while she watched to get his own back for cheating.

Squeegee lips, with big hairy manbun.
The names are lost to me tonight.

It’s horrible!

Not flattering at all

Eden?

It looks like Sara has got her tits in a tangle in that dress 😂

It's a feat of engineering though. The tit tape is doing some heavy lifting.

Lauren needs a bra on there, they're swinging a bit low

That dress cant be comfortable. Her boobs have been squished into place

Urgh

Saaras dress is squishing her right boob flat. It's a bit of a look at my right boob dress, in horror that it's going to fall out.

Cant the wardrobe budget cover bras and socks?