MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

I found the meeting with Andrea and Ricks daughters uncomfortable.

Rick was the victim, he has been sooo patient with damaged Andrea. Ricks daughter was looking at Andrea as if she was saying ‘you can fix this if you can be kind’.

Rick needed someone like Lucinda’s dad spelling out what a dick he’d been and telling him to get over himself.

I'm an episode behind but where were Jack's friends/ family? His mum and dad seemed nice enough if I remember correctly, couldn't they have done a video call if they live too far away?

Also I can't remember, is Richard a widower or divorced?

I am looking forward to Moddy again!

Lea pointed out at the wedding that Jac(kn)ob had no friends there, just clients. I can't imagine he's close to his parents either.

Ha. Didn't realise you'd all started on the new thread when the old one isn't full 🤦‍♀️.

I was disappointed Lea didn't raise the no friends thing during their chat.

What Tori said at the end was horrific. I'd like to think that was a new candidate for the quote which gets someone thrown out, but I don't think they ever refer back to the VTs, do they.

She looks really unhappy, doesn't she? I can imagine he'd be a nightmare to live with if he was in a bad mood.

Why didn't the ixperts tell him off for bragging about his sex life? Why didn't his daughter or Andie's friend say something about that?

Richard and his daughter's relationship is very odd.

Not sure if the experts can say "well we want to know exactly what stage of intimacy you are at BUT NO DETAILS"

I assume zero had occurred between the 2 chaps?

Can we vote for new ixperts? My vote is for Lucinda, Lucinda's dad & Moddy (just because he brings absolute joy!) 😂

I think it's how he phrased it - if my partner told a room of people that we "licked, sucked and fucked" all night I'd be pretty ashamed too. He has obviously gone in thinking he'll show the young guns he can compete, at her expense.
He's too old fashioned for her - thinking fancying the 20yo's is something he has a right to put her down for (you have to give Tim the credit there for recognising that was weird, and he is known for dating them!) and then the not listening... I'd not be surprised if he makes comments on women on TV etc and she is struggling with her self-image because of it. His exe's text alluded to the fact he overshares and warned him not to, so I suspect he's done it before.

Catching up. Stephen still needs to wash his fucking hair!!

Ben can't sing. A note. That was awful 😞 Not thoughtful at all, Ellie. (Not quite got to the end of the episode yet, does something else happen?)

What has Jade done to her face?? Too much filler, she looks really odd.

Sleazebag Richard is cross at being called out for being a sleazebag. So he cries. No one cares, sleazebag.

Stephen is a hairdresser isn’t he?!

Wonder what's Ben's bombshell

need to catch up as only half way through last nights episode but don't understand the hate for Steven - I think he's beautiful & like his hair

I don't hate him but I share the prevalent opinion that his hair looks greasy!

This is also very true. I actually only realised it now you say it but yes he’s always been a blabber mouth in this department

@Oneandahalfonagoodday brilliant!! I would watch the hell out of that!

Just got to the end and I agree Tori is so far out of line telling Cass she's bottom of the food chain. She seems to think it's a game show and she's winning? What a fabulous prize she's won!

Not sure if it's the edit but Ben is coming across very weird now. How did he find the time to have a tooth removed? Is that where he disappeared to? Was he laid up, mouth packed full of gauze, while Ellie blew up his phone??

Hair aside, some of us are a bit 🙄 with him because he’s been going on and on about being second best and making his husband feel shitty about it and making him do overtime to make him feel secure when the reality is Michael doesn’t have to do a thing.

Steven was never second best/leftovers because Mike never clapped eyes on his initial match and rather than Steven thinking “ok this must have also been awful for Mike” he’s just thinking about himself and waffling on about feeling some way being a second match. If it is bothering him so much then that’s something he needs to take up with the ixperts not the poor man that got dumped before he even made it up the altar.

Ah, here you all are, on a new thread. I'm only just watching last night's now.

Apparently the producers encourage people to create drama. It makes me wonder whether Mike and Stephen were told to make a big deal over the other groom leaving to create drama.

Richard is cross because little Richard is no longer getting free action.

A lot of women would seal themselves shut (and men would lie dormant) if they thought their intimate time together was for public consumption.

i don’t buy the tears. It is only an overflow of what he hasn’t been releasing downstairs.

Richard looked to be faking the crying I thought. Squeezing his eyes and rapid blinking to bring forth some tears.

That is what I think with most of these couples because there is way too much illogical nonsense happening.

like Steven getting hurt over something that has zero to do with Mike or Tori giving it all the chat about being a strong independent no nonsense woman with her relationships, but being the polar opposite to the point where it’s like come on luv no genuine sane woman would still be hanging around with that cretin.

It's just Love Island with slightly more clothes on sometimes.

Did anyone else notice that Jade put Jack in second place in the photo ranking task? 🚩

She's not had time to get to know him yet.