MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Maybe because he was still hungry after the tooth removal?

No idea why Ellie still with him, unless she's hoping for more justice at the next Commitment Ceremony and for John to hand him his tedious arse on a plate.

Tori's unfounded sense of superiority is staggering.

Please someone give Lucinda's dad a tv chat show immediately.

Tits in a tangle is like modern Shakespeare.

Gah sorry I thought ep 18 was the latest one..

The men are all fannies.

Just posted my words of wisdom on the wrong thread.

Andrea has got the ick IMO.

What planet is Tori on, does she even realise how awful it looks, saying that the only black woman is at the bottom of the food chain in this? 😖

Andrea just completely gone off him after he was bragging. I always thought he looked too old for her. She is younger than me and I would not want a man his age.
Nice peaceful watch without Tori and Jack.

2 big dramas ahead looking forward to them
Poor Michael

Ben and his guitar reminds me of Ken in Barbie. His podcast must be boring because he has zilch personality.

Timothy seems to only take advice from men.

Moddi and Lucinda’s dad both need guest spots on the couch.

Tori can fuck off.

Anyone work out what the green sign is on Ellie/Ben door? It's under their name plate. It's blurred, no one else seems to have one.

Ben has shown himself up for the untalented, ego-hurt, bullying creature he is. Unattractive in spirit as well as physically. I hope now that Ellie has finally seen his true colours and takes herself permanently out of his reach. She deserves far better than this.

Richard - urrrgghh!

Tori - talk about sabotaging yourself. She has lost any personal credibility - how will she be seen by her business clients now, I wonder? Will she be "top of the food chain" in that arena?

I'm glad Tim the younger finally told his friend to wind his neck in - that was overdue.

Looks like the next episode will be explosive. 🌹

I agree Andrea has the ick. Do you reckon it's ever possible to come back from the ick?

I haven't watched last night's episode yet but I must say I'm looking forward to Ben's song!!

Place marking

Yes I thought that was particularly tone deaf.

Thanks for the thread

Did anybody else think Andrea has lost a load of weight? Her face looked much thinner and her dress was very loose. She looks like she's not sleeping either.

Ben is a tour guide taking groups to Italy, can you imagine a more boring guide! Who would want to go on holiday with his miserable face? I also thought Ellie was laughing not crying at his explanation of song lyrics, the man’s an idiot.

Why has no one asked Richard why he needs to boast about their sex life? That’s the reason Andrea has the ick, yet it’s all Richard is a kind man etc etc No! Richard is sleazy but is now playing the victim!

The Richard thing is odd, Andrea actually covered her face when he was bragging about their sex life... why didn't he pick up on her discomfort?!

Just realised Jack didn't have a friend over this week. Also had no family or friends at the wedding 🤔

Why didn't Andrea tell him the first time he bragged about it? He's been doing it at every opportunity from the off.

Not when the ick is Rick.

Would you want to be friends with him!

Well, congrats Tori. You and Jack win. Your prize is that you have to stay together forever. Enjoy!

Ben's underbite and serial killer dead eyes are bad enough but add on the "singing" and push/pull manipulation with zero personality...what the hell did the producers think he would offer the show? Poor girl, although she's clearly got more common sense than Tori who presumably would have melted into a puddle once the guitar made an appearance.

She did recoil and mentioned it the next time we saw them. I think he keeps swearing too which she isn't keen on. I think he is a lot and she is more reserved and he's not hearing when she tells him it's not "her jam" as Lucinda would say

I had to google but RSS is a thing with excessive 'roid use and turns your skin red - which might be another reason he's not whisked Tori into the bedroom for 2 minutes of fun. He's literally a walking red flag.