MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

This has also happened previous years but I suspect they were told not to mention it. Previously they've been out and about seeing friends and those with kids have spent time seeing them during the week. Earlier series had much more footage of them looking bored in tiny apartments. Or just going to the gym.

Is Sara going to get thrown out of the experiment as a result of her behavior at tonight's dinner party? I think someone is thrown out this series aren't they?

Plus did the ix-perts encourage Jade to introduce her daughter to Ridge? After just a few weeks of an experiment? That's not good.

Shocked that Jade has introduced her daughter to Ridge. Way, way, way too soon and totally irresponsible.

How can Jack call that banter?
You don't make banter with yourself, do you

Oh that poor boy, Tristan! So so cruel of Jack

Yeah I was thinking WTF… it’s only been a couple weeks and you already introduced him. I don’t care what the producers or experts asked or wanted, no way should you introduce your kid after a couple weeks… that’s mind blowing to me and gives me an indication of her judgement 🙄

Im hoping they just said all that for camara/ratings sake and she didn’t actually allow that

Poor Tristan. He’s been put back emotionally and physically. I can’t see them being able to move on fully. Have they even had a snog yet?

Here’s your new daddy V, you may or may not see him again!

Can the girls please cover the tits for just one night?

The one I would most like to put his tits away is Jack(n)ob.

It's not jealousy you dimwit

Jack's shirts are ridiculous.

Jack - People are jealous?

C’mon 🤣🤣🤣

Wooah Tim grew that beard fast!
He's Alllll Mannnnn then

Lauren saying if she finds who makes his shirts she’ll send them a cease and desist 🤣🤣🤣

That girl is funny 😂😂

Perhaps she should send him some stick on nipple covers instead

I love Lauren, she’s so ballsy.

Eden’s nails are a bold choice.

Jack's shirt is the same colour as his skin.

I was too distracted by her top lip to be looking at her nails..

Have got pre dinner party tension...

A lot of neon tonight

Tori looks broken. How's that sweet surrender going, hun?

Bleurghh, those sweat patches.