MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

What did he say 😩

He walked past Tristan, Timothy, Lucinda and said “Look the whales are out today”

Nasty comment about 'whales' - Lucinda, Timothy and Tristan were there.

Come on Eden, spit it out

How long is this bombshell gonna take to drop?

Tim doing that yoga stuff just had me laughing

And the tiny swimming briefs he held up to his crotch, where Lucinda asked “who are yous supposed to be?” And he said “Jack” 🤣🤣🤣

Wow! 😳

thank you…

if anyone was going to say such a shitty thing, it would and could only be him. Twerp!

He looked hilarious in those sweatbands

So what is Eden knowing? Maybe Jonno is finally making a move in Ellie now she’s left. Is it going to be an anti climax?
Jack is such a cunt to say that to them at the pool.

Is Tim going to get angry
tonight then?

Well Eden’s secret can’t be about Jack or Tori as she wouldn’t think the group would hate her for it.

My guess is maybe Sara?. Purely because of how much they’re focussing this episode so far on her going on at Tim about the flirty stuff? And she had all that stuff about being shady with her phone at the start. I can’t think who else may have some massive secret that would make the group (or the other girls I suspect she means) be off with Eden?

What could she know that's going to affect several people? I'm perplexed.

And why would she lose Jayden because of it?

Why would she lose Jayden if she kept it quiet?! How mysterious!! It’d better be good
now 😂

Yes I must admit I’m actually really curious as to what is can be.. either way it better be good given all the lead up, hype and tears we have been getting over it 🙄

Last ad break so they have to reveal the Big Bad Secret now.

Yeah that confused me too?

Maybe it’s someone Jayden gets on with really well and she’s worried it will cause a rift?

That’s why I’m thinking maybe it’s actually something that involves her personally 🤔

It's going to be underwhelming isn't it? Sara messaged an ex or summat.

And why would everyone hate her, or she risks losing Jayden?
Catastrophising just a little, am guessing.

That’s where my mind was going

This big secret is going to be totally underwhelming isn’t it?

Do you think the secret is why she likes her brows like that?

Eurgh Jack's little bum fluff mustache