MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

That mustache is absolutely revolting.

Or her lip filler person has gone awol?

I realised the other day that my knobhead Line Manager at work looks a bit like Jack (minus the man bun).

And now I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.

The Teams call I had with him today was hard to take in anything he was waffling on about, because his stupid face kept merging into Jacks 😂

I don't want to be overdramatic but you have to kill him

🤣🤣🤣

I think you need to step away from all this.

So Sara is wants Tim to stick up for her but as soon as he did, she starts butting in 🙄

Harsh!!

Ohh cringe fest

Drop it Sara 🙈

Bollocks, we're not going to get the Big Secret tonight, are we?

He did well though, for someone who avoids confrontation.

Jack let him have it did he....

BELIEVE ME if I could get away with it I would 🤣

Jack is a slippery fucker

He said it about ridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ridge us chiselled as 🤣

I swear he does look like him. His hair is lighter, and no man bun or turkey teeth, but his face looks so similar.

Just makes the urge to punch him in it even stronger 🤣🤣

Banterbanterbanterbanter

Bollocks.

It's bullying.

Banter is just a word bullies use to justify what they say. We see you.

If someone touches your bum, Isnt it better to say something there and then? Not leave it
A few weeks

Not if you want DRAMA!!!

It was a slow burning bum touch.

Well the pincers would nip. Ouch.

I'm sure Sara was told by the producers to sit on it. Literally.

🤣🤣🤣

He's now the same colour as his top.

From Lobster to Beetroot

OMG! Is Tori having tiny doubt about Jack??!!