MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Oh yeah, much better

Still a bit over processed and dry but nice cut!

To be fair, it must be very draining being Tori. I'd need at least 16 hours under a duvet per day to be able to fake it for the other 8.

I’d like to see more of the quieter couples. I’m not buying The Lobsters.

If the Jayden/Eden thing doesn't come out tonight, I'm going to have a hissy-fit - can't watch live tomorrow!

The problem with the latest revelations about Jack is that they are too vague and can be explained away, no way will Tori walk away from him unless he does something very serious and she is given absolute proof that it did happen. She will accept explanations and justifications for virtually anything, he'd have to literally shag someone else in front of her for her to see the light and then she'd probably blame the other woman more than him.

Ooh the first mention of "walls" tonight. Take a shot everybody!

Ugh, poetry.

She'd probably say he slipped and fell. Someone actually got off a rape charge a few years ago by saying that.

How long has Tim known about this?

Tim having a massive meltdown because all of his family is dead = an amazing emotional breakthrough and Lucinda thinks it’s the best thing that has happened so far.

It’s totally giving me the creeps.

A while ago, Lobster Boy mentioned an ex-fiancee - do we know anything else about that?

Yes I think that too. The best thing of this husband, is you having a nervous breakdown, go us!!

You can have a kiss as a reward for swallowing the bullshit. Lucky Tori.

Such a shitbag.

Jack ALWAYS has a smirk on that red punchable face of his

Tori is certainly stubborn, she absolutely wants to prove everyone wrong about her and Jack.

It's making me laugh how she keeps banging on about how intelligent she is, how intuitive and how strong so therefore she will be sticking by Jack. What an idiot.

What did Eden say? If she tells everyone (whatever this bombshell is) they'd all hate her. But if she keeps it quiet, she'll lose Jayden??

That’s comment from Jack, “Well done, you’re doing great”, or whatever it was, has got me really suspicious now. Surely he meant well done for keeping up the pretence? But what would he/they have to gain from that?

More sm followers, if they go out before the end, people forget about them....

The hope is they stay together as a couple they’ll get invited to more events, get sponsorship deals etc.

Tim is hilarious. He actually sounds a bit besotted... so I'm sure it's all going to come tumbling down any minute.

Why am I not surprised about Lobster's comment?

Who said what about who! My son had the audacity to come and chat to me during what Sara and Tim were discussing

Jack is such a shitbag