MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

I’ve got no bother with anyone sticking at it for a Byron break. I’d do it! I think Tim and Lu are more that way too as someone else said.

But less of the flannel.

He doesn’t fancy him, doesn’t appear to like him. So less of the guff about trying to build up a relationship/friendship going forward.

We all know that’s pish.

He’s got more chance of having an ungreasy bonce.

Feeling a spark is one thing. Flirty behaviour at a photo shoot and exchanging texts is something else. Stephen is an arse.

Jayden is fake. He will find something else to come Tim or one of the others about. Sounds like it's Eden's turn to stay relevant tonight.

Eloquently put! 🌹

Lucinda sorted her hair out and what a difference!

I think Jayden might well have apologised for putting his foot in it with Tim but it wasn't shown. Not really TV gold, 'sorry about that. I didn't think. Don't worry about it. No harm intended'. Even jack apologised off camera to Sara or we wouldn't have had neck gate.

Has Stephen forgotten all that about his father cheating?

I think they must both have agreed to disagree for the sake of a free jolly somewhere expensive and another week of exposure but really quite twisty and hypocritical behaviour.

Has Stephen forgotten all that about his father cheating?

Oh yeah, very very good point!

But that's not what Stephen did.
He had a hissy fit about not being Michael's first match then exchanged numbers with a random bloke and engaged in flirty messages instead .
And then when it looked like his stint on telly was about to end, he spouted some shit about Michael not being willing to make an effort. So no dignified exit - he's still there!

And all of this having described how his father's infidelity had damaged him and his family.

I assumed the request to end it properly was more -look we agree it's not working but we are in a legal contract that means we really should leave st a commitment ceremony and not just when we feel like it (though obviously sone people do just go)

Hence attending the retreat and I assumed trying to move it into a friendship now they can both be more relaxed (I know if I didn't fancy soneone I'd be awkward as around then to avoid giving wrong impression or leading then on)

Lucinda's hair looks better - obviously managed to see her own hairdresser in Byron. 🌹

Here we go.

Tori is going to ignore Sara, isn't she.

Jackob will explain his way out of it.

This is the picture of her I mentioned I’d seen earlier.

She looks much better with her hair that way

WTF has Jayden done?

Yep saying she's jealous of their relationship

Ooh, Sara is a red ferrari.

Sara's like a Ferrari. Ok then.

🤣🤣🤣 I was cracking up at this.. so Tori must be a Vauxhall Corsa then 🤔😅

Toris not a push over and isn't wearing rose tinted glasses

And the Pope isn’t Catholic

tori is a surrendered wife

"Well done, good job"

For keeping up the pretence

Fake couple

Tori is exhausted because she needs to keep up the facade and it’s so hard when Jack is
being a dick!

Tori made it clear there that her eye is on making it all the way to the final vows, regardless of the state of the relationship. And he concurred.

I honestly don't care about The Lobsters anymore. They deserve each other.

I want to know what's going on with Cass and Tris. And if Lucinda and Old Tim did the deed.