MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Playing catch up. Fucking hell, why has Natalie gone back?

Is it the Commitment Ceremony tonight? Please God not Intimacy Week.

Do you think Timothy will wheedle out of intimacy week or have a crack at it, when the time comes.

I suspect he'll run for the hills. Or fake an illness. Or throw himself off the balcony to break something.

Here we go!

I wonder if Jayden's stuff will come up. And what the reaction will be.

Just joining. I've binge watched the first few episodes over the weekend. Some light relief from (my own) real life. Looking fwd to tonight, things are hotting up!

Does Jack look a bit like a beaver or is that just me?

Hurrah
The sharpies are back!
We'll be able to see what they've written down this year

John laying down the law here!

Collins nodding away at 'the people wearing masks' statement from John. Clearly thinking 'oh yes, that's me!'

Calm down Tristan!

Oh Tristan!
Lemme give you a hug, darlin'
Oh you poor wounded boy
This year's Jesse (celebrant)

Poor Tristan. Poor Cassandra.

@dapsnotplimsolls, correct re Jack.
It's the tomb teeth.

I wonder if the lobster will spontaneously combust tonight?

Well if the lobster does combust I like a nice thermidor if its cooked nicely.

I'm filling up here
He's a lovely bloke

Bit of a gap between them there.

These two are just so unsuited

Why is fair that she should change but he doesn't have to?

Similarities with Tim and Tristan in the self doubt stakes

Lucinda is so positive.

What is it they say?

‘You can’t expect someone else to love you, if you can’t love yourself’

I feel like Tristan would’ve benefited from some therapy to focus on his self image issues before coming on this show. It shouldn’t be up to Cass to try and fix him.

I agree, why should Cass have to fix him? I expected Tim and Lucinda to have longer on the couch.

What are those orthopaedic 1980s big plastic frame glasses girls are wearing these days? Eg Tori. Looks ridiculous.