MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Maybe Cass is frustrated she isn’t paired with someone more suited to her like Tim.

I swear they matched Tim and Sara on the Columbian connection and ... teeth size.

Jack strategically writing that poem on day he's going to face the experts at the commitment ceremony 🙄

They should have matched Sara with herself.

Still clueless about how awful her behaviour is.

Tim and Cass should definitely have been the Couple!

Younger Tim has a bit of a southern drawl when he loses his shit. Weird.

‘Yes a deeyud!’

I thought that when he (justifiably) raised his voice!

LOLLING at that phonetic spelling of Tim's yes I did. Spot on.

Sara is honestly so full of herself and lacks any self awareness.

She genuinely thought the ixperts were going to take her side and tell Tim off.

When she realised they weren’t, her face looked like she was chewing a wasp.

She’s giving narcissistic tendencies.

She was absolutely fuming about being called out.

When do the new couples join?

They should throw all of these contestants out and start again with the new people and try Cass & Tim and Ellie & Johno as new couples.

Everyone else is a lost cause.

Is it only me who can't see Cass and Tim working at all?

Ellie and Jono I think is worth a shot. But honestly she's so desperate for kids I think she's going to settle for any man who wants them.

I don’t know. I think he’s genuinely looking for something special. I think someone more like a 20 years older Lauren would be a better fit. Honest and authentic but not too bothered about touchy feely relationship stuff. Him and Lucinda said they have a laugh which I think what he wants more than anything.

Cass and Tim wouldn’t work. She needs someone more forceful and it’s not him.

Just got to trailers. New people arriving although the medium lady already seems like someone I won't like.

I'm not sure on Cass and Tim but they do speak up for each other, Ellie & Johno do the same. I don't mind which match they make Cass & Johno or Ellie & Tim but it's got to be better than the current set up.

I don't know why I continue to watch this, said the same last year. I think it's passed it's best and is only going downhill every year.

It’s my first time watching this. I’ve been watched snippets of it on gogglebox before. I’m probably the same but what winds me up is when you google the contestants after it’s finished etc and see how many are only on there for other reasons than marriage.

omg the Queenie poem. Hilarious!

I’m flabbergasted that Lucinda is staying for more of Tim’s stinking bedtime breath and TV slobbing. They’re so not suited.

Im not sure who I’d put with Cass - maybe Jonathan. Although I like him with Lauren, I don’t think they’ll work. He’s also suited to Ellie. So split him 3 ways? MAFS needs more Jono’s.

I find Jono really attractive 😍

Older Tim is almost perfect for me! Slobbing in front of the TV and not bothered about sex any more 😄

Cass deserves someone way better than any of these lot, must admit I'm finding some of the psychological unravelling on the couch rather interesting apart from Ben who is part robot and Jack whose red fingers tickling up and down Tori's arm was giving me full blown cringe rage.

They might have more than a laugh yet but as soon as he isn't suited he'll revert to belligerence, being awkward and distancing. It's his default setting.

When she said 'It's just not my jam' it that in the sense that it's nit her flavour (prefers blackcurrant to raspberry) or not how she likes to work together (prefers a different style of 'jamming'). I have never heard the expression. 😁

I've only watched the last 2 episodes so this may be way off the mark, but would Lucinda and Richard be a better match?

Me too. DD came in while I was watching it and said "why have you got that expression on your face?"

Pawing at her with his lobster claws.

The latter.

@LuluBlakey1 not my jam = not my style