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MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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browneyes77 · 07/03/2024 09:57

New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

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Marchintospring · 14/03/2024 21:23

SinisterBumFacedCat · 14/03/2024 21:07

The absolute worst thing she said when she rounded on Casandra with “it’s Sarah not Sara”

Well spell it properly then!

(Dick)

Hahaaa. Just what I thought. Tim sounds like he called her Sara too.

I definitely think its Lauren’s shape that’s putting Jack off. My moneys on him liking those bony pubic areas you get in porn stars.

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 21:41

Tim is gorgeous. Jono is ok looking.

Ellie and Cassie are stunning. I think Ellie and Jono should hook up because Lauren really isn't interested.

icelollycraving · 14/03/2024 21:41

Does Tim fancy Jack’s wife? I didn’t understand his behaviour. I would have understood if he’d told his wife that Jack isn’t sexually attracted so she could swoop in with care and kindness to look after her. It was a bit odd.
I actually dislike Sara as much as Jack. Both vile and with no redeeming features,
Cass is beautiful, like the caramel bunny if the 80s. Easily the most beautiful of all the girls and such a lovely person too. I loved her calling out Sara who just seems to enjoy being out with the women.
It’s v v clear what Jack doesn’t find attractive about his wife. She has lovely facial structure and a perfectly nice figure, but not a honed gym bunny which I think he would want (I may be wrong). I hope he doesn’t make comments about it.
I like Lauren. I think she’s a lot of bluster but is kind and supportive when needed (to the girls).

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 21:42

Timothy and Jack, Jayden and Sara need to go!

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 21:44

I think Tori is quite smart. I cannot see what she sees in Jack.

ThirtyThrillionThreeTrees · 14/03/2024 21:51

I might be way off but....

Does Jonathan fancy Ellie (he says nice things about her & he rarely talks otherwise)?

Does Sara have a thing for Ben (she seems to enjoy putting him in his place & going head to head with him. I think she it attracted to the fact he is stronger than Tim)?

Does other Tim have an interest in Tori? (he seems overly invested in her)

browneyes77 · 14/03/2024 21:51

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 21:41

Tim is gorgeous. Jono is ok looking.

Ellie and Cassie are stunning. I think Ellie and Jono should hook up because Lauren really isn't interested.

I honestly think they will.

Not during the experiment, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he tapped her up afterwards. It’s blatantly obvious he likes her. He keeps coming to her defence like her knight in shining armour 😂

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Choux · 14/03/2024 21:51

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 21:41

Tim is gorgeous. Jono is ok looking.

Ellie and Cassie are stunning. I think Ellie and Jono should hook up because Lauren really isn't interested.

I think Tim would thrive with someone as sweet natured and bubbly as Cassandra.

AtlasPine · 14/03/2024 21:54

Tristan’s low self worth is incredibly sad. You can see the price he’s paying for it in terms of his relationship. Cassandra is adorable but baffled with his own opinion of himself. It’s very unsexy sadly.

Jack could be someone who doesn’t really do sex, but only power exchange. BDSM, kink only but no actual intimacy. Unable to get turned on by anything vanilla and not quite ready to disclose this - so of course he blames Tory saying she doesn’t excite him.

AtlasPine · 14/03/2024 21:55

Who do we think will have the obligatory affair this year?

3luckystars · 14/03/2024 21:58

Jacks wife is now turning pink, it’s contagious!!

Sometimeswinning · 14/03/2024 22:00

icelollycraving · 14/03/2024 21:41

Does Tim fancy Jack’s wife? I didn’t understand his behaviour. I would have understood if he’d told his wife that Jack isn’t sexually attracted so she could swoop in with care and kindness to look after her. It was a bit odd.
I actually dislike Sara as much as Jack. Both vile and with no redeeming features,
Cass is beautiful, like the caramel bunny if the 80s. Easily the most beautiful of all the girls and such a lovely person too. I loved her calling out Sara who just seems to enjoy being out with the women.
It’s v v clear what Jack doesn’t find attractive about his wife. She has lovely facial structure and a perfectly nice figure, but not a honed gym bunny which I think he would want (I may be wrong). I hope he doesn’t make comments about it.
I like Lauren. I think she’s a lot of bluster but is kind and supportive when needed (to the girls).

He has some big issue with Jack, I wondered if it was because he fancied Tori. I mean he has little interest sexual in his wife and yet keeps calling Jack out on the same thing.

hoxtonbabe · 14/03/2024 22:00

AtlasPine · 14/03/2024 21:55

Who do we think will have the obligatory affair this year?

Oooh that’s a hard one as everyone seems so disinterested in their partners, lol.

definitely not Cass, Tristan, Mitch’s brother or his wife, neither of the older couples either ( although I think Lu is on the way out now anyway, lol)

I think any of others could definitely be caught up in an “affair”

Raspberrymoon49 · 14/03/2024 22:02

Not enjoying this series so much, a lot of nasty characters

mewkins · 14/03/2024 22:15

Some of them look a bit sunburnt- is it the lighting?

NotThatWitty · 14/03/2024 22:24

Oh Tristan. It is very sad to see his self-esteem, and what he seems to be his self-worth, so low.

Cassandra is absolutely stunning, and so I just want to shake Tristan, "You have this opportunity with one of the most beautiful women ever, and she is telling you so many good things about yourself. Listen to her - you are one lucky man!"

NotThatWitty · 14/03/2024 22:26

I think Sara could be a potential affair candidate this year. The men, I don't know. Possibly Jack, maybe?

NotThatWitty · 14/03/2024 22:27

As in, I can imagine both Sara and Jack being involved in an affair - not them having an affair with each other.

Izzy24 · 14/03/2024 22:32

I’m not entirely sure Jack is genuinely attracted to women. Whatever he says.

TinselAngel · 14/03/2024 23:18

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 21:19

Timothy looks pissed. Jacks hand looks like a lobster.

I don't understand how it can be so red

Italiangreyhound · 14/03/2024 23:20

"I think Tim would thrive with someone as sweet natured and bubbly as Cassandra."

Yes, me too.

I think Tristan needs some heavy duty self esteem work. He is lovely and good looking, but putting him on the show was totally wrong.

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/03/2024 00:00

Tim and the 23 year old. Ick.

Sara should have accepted Tim's apology. She won't take any responsibility at all. I hope the ixperts trash her next week.

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/03/2024 00:02

Ooh, just seen the trailer - ha!

Floatinginvacherin · 15/03/2024 06:36

AtlasPine · 14/03/2024 21:54

Tristan’s low self worth is incredibly sad. You can see the price he’s paying for it in terms of his relationship. Cassandra is adorable but baffled with his own opinion of himself. It’s very unsexy sadly.

Jack could be someone who doesn’t really do sex, but only power exchange. BDSM, kink only but no actual intimacy. Unable to get turned on by anything vanilla and not quite ready to disclose this - so of course he blames Tory saying she doesn’t excite him.

This sounds very likely to me (re Jack). Couldn’t even kiss for a full three minutes or whatever.

Also the pink/redness is a sign of steroid use so maybe he struggles to get it up at all?

Bluetrews25 · 15/03/2024 07:13

There's definitely a mean girls gang, with Cass, Andi and Lucinda on the outside not really wanting to join in.