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EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 11/01/2024 14:11

Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

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the80sweregreat · 02/03/2024 18:12

When Eve had a rant at Suki with her suitcases it was so real! She is such a good actress and very believable

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/03/2024 20:37

Finally seen last nights

Priya was nice to suki after being strangled. She usually isn't

Glad suki now has the house and rentals

What will happen to nish

Was nice to see kat and phil civil in the pub

Did Dean swap maxes tablets to make her stay as will get poorly

Horrible

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the80sweregreat · 03/03/2024 08:32

Phil has had a bit of practice at divorce / splitting up , so he has probably learnt the hard way about being reasonable with Kat and money this time around! I still find it hard to forgive him pushing a pregnant Sharon out in the street that time though, so he isn't always like it and can be totally vile.

Eastie77Returns · 03/03/2024 10:50

Dean emptied the contents of one of Jade’s pills and then put the capsule back together. Very evil man indeed. I do think he’s right that it’s unreasonable for Shabnam to expect her post-op child to fly all the way to Pakistan. It’s actually really irresponsible. But obviously the way Dean is behaving is monstrous.

Phil can be reasonable when he chooses to be. To be honest, Kat was married to him for 5 minutes and brought nothing into the marriage so I’m not sure why she deserves half of everything.

the80sweregreat · 03/03/2024 10:58

Phil probably doesn't want to run the cab place or the launderette , so he might be seeing this as fair game ? He can still hang around and give out some advice or whatever, but not have the day to day involvement? He is more interested in the gym.
I agree Kat isn't really entitled not that much , but he has promised to keep an eye on the boys and give financial help , so maybe it's easier to let her carry on with those businesses and this is her pay off ?
Money is always a strange thing on EE and places change hands overnight , so this is just a guess !

Eastie77Returns · 03/03/2024 12:09

So Phil owns the gym (or just half of it with Sharon? He’s never there these days so I forgot) the laundrette, cab office and now the Arches.

Although I don’t understand how he was able to just get the Arches considering the previous owner couldn’t exactly sign it over, what with being buried under concrete and everything.

I’m sure Richie, who specialises in every area of law, sorted all that out.

Meredusoleil · 03/03/2024 12:39

Eastie77Returns · 03/03/2024 12:09

So Phil owns the gym (or just half of it with Sharon? He’s never there these days so I forgot) the laundrette, cab office and now the Arches.

Although I don’t understand how he was able to just get the Arches considering the previous owner couldn’t exactly sign it over, what with being buried under concrete and everything.

I’m sure Richie, who specialises in every area of law, sorted all that out.

I thought Sharon owned the Arches and Keanu just managed/ran it for her? Either way, neither if them have been around to sign over any paperwork 🤷‍♀️

Eastie77Returns · 03/03/2024 12:49

Yeah…selling a business takes months and requires a valuation, lots of paperwork etc. In EE a business can be sold by a third party (Kathy) without any input from the actual owner who is on the other side of the world and it’s all done and dusted in two weeks😂

CorporaINobbyNobbs · 03/03/2024 13:24

The thing I’m enjoying about Enders lately is that the women aren’t being such mugs for the men (in the long run anyway). Like Chelsea just dumped Ravi when she realised her mum was right, Gina got the measure of Dean quickly enough, Kat ditched Nish almost straight away when she copped he was after the businesses etc. I feel like before those storylines would have dragged on for months with us all knowing the women were being taken for a ride but them having no clue. Women listening to other women for a change!!

CorporaINobbyNobbs · 03/03/2024 13:24

Oh and everyone believing Linda rather than Dean getting to pretend he’s a nice guy.

Meredusoleil · 03/03/2024 15:27

And Kat dumping Phil due to his ONS!

Jellykat · 04/03/2024 19:58

Noooo I'm livid!!! give Whit a break fgs, that was so bloody obviously going to go wrong! Argh!!

Meredusoleil · 04/03/2024 20:02

I don't get why Whit and Zack have been at Bianca's for so long anyway. Who in their right mind would rather stay in that council flat than in their own private rental on Albert Square?!? I get Whit is trying to hide her pregnancy, but this is ridiculous! And since when is Zack so friendly with Bianca?!? I didn't think they had even met 🤯

the80sweregreat · 04/03/2024 20:07

Does Bianca work ?
Poor Whitney and Sonia was horrible about the pregnancy too ;(
She does already have a child ( she rarely mentions)

Meredusoleil · 04/03/2024 20:22

the80sweregreat · 04/03/2024 20:07

Does Bianca work ?
Poor Whitney and Sonia was horrible about the pregnancy too ;(
She does already have a child ( she rarely mentions)

I didn't notice Sonia being horrible. She was probably just pissed off about all the secrecy/Whit not telling her herself and having to hear it from Zack 5 months on!

the80sweregreat · 04/03/2024 20:28

I thought Sonia was a bit off, but I take your point she was probably just pissed off.

Jellykat · 04/03/2024 20:30

What pissed me off was Zack and Bianca being so wet.. theyve got Whit mouthing off to dodgy druggies, and yet they were nowhere to be seen in the first scene... and Zack and his long legs arrive in the final bit, so far behind waddling Whit, he mustve stopped for a cuppa first!

Meredusoleil · 04/03/2024 20:33

Jellykat · 04/03/2024 20:30

What pissed me off was Zack and Bianca being so wet.. theyve got Whit mouthing off to dodgy druggies, and yet they were nowhere to be seen in the first scene... and Zack and his long legs arrive in the final bit, so far behind waddling Whit, he mustve stopped for a cuppa first!

Totally agree. Awful the way they weren't backing her up and Zack saying leave her about Britney. But Bianca really shouldn't have kicked off like that. You'd think she would know better by now 🙄

the80sweregreat · 04/03/2024 20:33

Zack and Bianca didn't rush did they ! lol

Meredusoleil · 04/03/2024 20:34

So just to be clear, this Britney girl is deaf and wears a hearing aid or not?

passiveaggressivenonsense · 04/03/2024 20:36

Once again Witt's life is a miserable disaster. I guess she'll lose the baby and gain Brittany. I imagine it's easier to create a new character than yet another baby to hide in the cupboard.

Jellykat · 04/03/2024 20:37

I thought so @Meredusoleil , didnt Bianca say something about the batteries in the opening scene?

gingercat02 · 04/03/2024 20:38

What an odd episode.
Why were they at Biancas for so long, and why cram it all into one episode?
And yes give Whitters a fucking break poor girl 😡

iknowimcoming · 04/03/2024 21:19

Jellykat · 04/03/2024 19:58

Noooo I'm livid!!! give Whit a break fgs, that was so bloody obviously going to go wrong! Argh!!

This! Exactly! It's properly put me in a bad mood!

iknowimcoming · 04/03/2024 21:21

Meredusoleil · 04/03/2024 20:02

I don't get why Whit and Zack have been at Bianca's for so long anyway. Who in their right mind would rather stay in that council flat than in their own private rental on Albert Square?!? I get Whit is trying to hide her pregnancy, but this is ridiculous! And since when is Zack so friendly with Bianca?!? I didn't think they had even met 🤯

And this too! Ridiculous episode, like a weird filler, but worse! Bianca just randomly cooking chicken nuggets p and what they all just sit around the flat for 6 weeks? Nonsense! Poor Whitters! Angry