EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

Keanu appearing in Denise's lounge every ten minutes, Linda downing drinks at every turn and Johnny Sausage gurning all over the place.

Seems pretty clear Sausage has got the weapon in an attempt to protect his mum but I've got my money on a further twist with one of the Six going through Johnny's room to find it. Does Johnny even have a room? How many of them are now living in the Vic? He's probably bunked up with Ollie who'll appear in the kitchen doorway at breakfast, brandishing the deadly meat thermometer and asking 'what's this for?'

I think Dean has the weapon, because he was lurking around when it all happened and I don't think it showed him leaving the Vic at any point, though I might be wrong on that. I don't quite know why he hasn't used this fact at some point, though. It might be all part of his twisted playing with Linda, holding it back until he needs it. Maybe it will be a way to frame him for the murder, or am I getting carried away now...?

I don't think it's possible to get carried away with Eastenders - the script writers ensure that
Dean was definitely lurking but I don't think he was around when Linda hid the weapon, and if he did know where it was, he'd more likely leave it there and dob Linda in. On the other hand - this is Eastenders so anything goes

Totally agree with you

I do want the old Denise back as I do like her character a lot

We did say about Dean being about on previous thread

He may have seen /heard but sure he would have hinted

Writers will prob use the Dean stole it idea

I don't think sausage is lying as what's the point. No one is going to say yes I took it - if they didn't

Not sure about Johnny , maybe he has disposed of it , but just saying one of the others has it to stir things up ? No idea why he'd do this , unless he will use it as a plant to frame someone ?

This came up on timehop. Was funny at the time. And now 😂

Johnny looked suss so I reckon he has moved it. Good call that maybe he is framing Dean.

Lol at at all the shouting and hollering with George in earshot. Also bizarre that he saw Denise running around like a maniac trying to open the Vic doors, practically foaming at the mouth and just said “oh she’s having man troubles?”. What?!😂 Kathy was shrieking down the phone to Sharon as well, I thought she was going to turn around and find someone standing in the doorway.

Does Stacey have a conscious at all I wonder. She is witnessing Denise’s breakdown in real time but is gaslighting the woman, pretending she is not sleeping with Jack. I get the affair is the last of Dee’s problems but still. I hope she kicks his polo necked arse to the curb when she is better.

Denise's Big D is the clincher though ...

I do feel that Stacey is actually trying to help Denise as she has been there herself and had hallucinations, the whole nine yards

It is totally hypocritical, but considering that Dee knew about their first liaison, she isn't kicking her out with any gusto , so deep down she knows she needs help maybe ? Or so deep in her illness and not thinking straight she just doesn't know what to do or just doesn't care enough about their affair ? I admit it's very strange though

The shouting amongst the five is a bit much ; they really need to tone it all down , but they don't ! 😂

I don’t think Dee particularly cares about the affair to be fair. Even before she became ill she was quite blasé about it and didn’t seem heartbroken, just annoyed. The marriage is a sham.

Poor Dee though ! It is sad as she was always so strong and ' the voice of reason ' before all this kicked off

I just don't understand her reaction and feelings about this when she's not the one who killed Keanu. The writers haven't thought this through at all.

It's the necklace ! That's her trigger
If that hadn't happened she'd be ok I think

Stating the bleedin' obvious, but Denise needs to be sectioned.. shes not going to get herself out of her head state...

But this really is getting more contrived with every episode, not sure how much more i can take!

It's mad. There has to be an exorcism soon. Mumbo jumbo and zombies on the way.

I hope the residents buy some baseball bats then ( or Cornettoes )

Oooh will all the kids come out of the cupboard with spinning heads then vomit green stuff???

Is it just me or is dead Ken a better actor than living Ken?

Probably because hes dead so a lack of expression is fitting @amprev !

I am sensing mixed feelings about the descent into hyper Shakespeare drama - I bloody love it!! It's a bit batty and the cast are flexing their acting skills big time.

Loving seeing Keanu looking broody and smart. He can sit in my living room looking that good any day 😉

It's getting like The Sixth Sense, 'I see dead people'. Denise's head will start turning through 360 degrees next. But EE has a longer record of resurrecting the dead than the Bible.