EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

This body storyline is going to get even more annoying and boring with every single day. And you just know that they're going to drag out the stupidity, until the arse is well and truly kicked out of it.

Why does Zack always wear polo necks?

They all have a bit of a "uniform"
Linda awful pink/flamingo with doughnut bun
Sharon pre weight loss black baggy tops and leggings now lacey bodycon
Kat tarty
Phil middle-aged gangster
Elaine Gypsy Rose-Lee

@gingercat02 😂😂😂

“Why does Zack always wear polo necks?”

Due to the cost of living crisis, he’s been buying his clothes from Vinted … off Jack 😁

I did read it might be dragged out till the 40th anniversary in feb next year
I really hope that's wrong

He also wears the same coat.

I think him and Martin dress the most normally of everyone on the show, some people like polo necks some v neck. I see people wearing what they wear, the women on the other hand all dress appallingly.

Phil has always worn leather jackets and jeans hasn't he? I don't know if that's how gangsters dress, but it seems pretty normal to me.

They always make Whitney look like a bit of a fashion victim.
They try to make Cath look frumpy, but her plastic surgery is so good that she always looks great anyway.

Oh that would be good

Only a year

I like Kathy's look
I don't even mind Kat ,
Linda isn't great , but she carries it off well
Denise and Chelsea are cool
Sharon can look smart, but not keen on all that lace
Suki has a lovely figure and looks good in most things

Sharon's wee legs look like they could snap!

Suki always looks fab, and yet when she arrived and was faking cancer, she looked about 60.

Aunt Babe had a caravan. Then there was the baby farming story, and Mick etc confronted her there. I'm sure they set it on fire?

Aunt Sal has a caravan at a caravan park, and they've had a couple of storylines there. Eg when Phil kidnapped Raymond.

Kat and her leopardprint 🐆

Two caravans then! I was a tad confused , but I remember now

There is also the caravan Jean and Stacey run off to. Think it belongs to the never seen Wendys!

Aunt sal had a nice caravan /mobile home didn't she

The Wendy's ! Oh yes , they featured last summer and Big Mo stays with them too

I've worked out who Priya reminds me of, and its Jodie Comer in Killing Eve - its the facial expressions

Kathy would look good in a bin liner. She looks better and younger than some of the women half her age on the screen. Whitney is pretty but the make-up and clothes are awful.

When you look back at old episodes it funny seeing how fresh faced people like Kat looked. Now her face is puffy and a bit odd.

Dee is also v attractive but she has had the exact same hair for 20 years now!

So have I 😅

Me too. Maybe 35yrs

Me too about 30 years lol

I did smile at Sam's on the buses reference 😊

I was wondering how many people noticed the On the Buses reference. Can’t be that many of us who remember her as Olive!