EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

Nish missed a golden opportunity to impress Kat:

By re-branding the caff as Quiches "Kish's" 😉

😁

Nish made me laugh when he was talking to the crowd and said the cafe was "old and decrepit, sorry Kathy."

I thought it said wishes at first 😂

Kazza is back. Phil will want his £50k. Has she forgotten that is why she ran away

Those gold trousers. Omfg 😂😂😂

Dee is haunted

I noticed her boobs as well. Something weird /padded bra

No one is stopping /commenting on linda drinking lots

So if she went with alfie she wouid rejected autism kid out of school plus baby toddler on a small boat

For how long

Denise’s boobs were pushed so high up under that blouse looked like they wanted to escape. Very odd. Maybe she is not imagining Keanu and he did get out of the hole and is pretending to haunt her!

I didn't notice Denise's chest area tbh !
Once it's back on I'll have to see what's going on. She might have gone bra shopping ?
She is very slender so a much easier task than it is for me ! lol

They were def weird. Esp in the top she's wearing in her house and goes to answer the door

Does Jack want to leave Denise and see Stacey? Beforehand he wouldn't let Denise leave as it would be awful for the kids, does that not matter now? Not that he would ever get Dad of the year. He didn't see Penny for years, didn't notice his baby being swapped, screams and scowls constantly, ....
How do Stacey and Jack get together at hers without anyone in that house noticing?
Realistically, if her husband hadn't slept with her, Denise could ask Stacey how she dealt with the aftermath of killing someone and not have to run to Lucas (although I am glad he is back, hopefully for more than that one episode).
I could see how Lucas and dodgy pastor could be working together on a dastardly plan.

The pastor isn't a baddie ! I won't have it ..
I think his ok myself! ( as I always say on here though , I'm usually wrong 😂

Yes jack wandered done the Stayrs and snogged Stace in the hall

And no one saw

I just don't understand how nobody hears them talking ( or bumping uglies). Does he not.need to use the bathroom at some point during the night? The high likelihood of a kid coming into the bedroom. The house is full to the rafters, how do they get away with it?

Blondes, a quick double-check with you:

as tonight's football means BBC1 7.30pm transmissions of EE are running tomorrow/Thurs/Fri instead, but iPlayer has already got tonight's ep up, I assume we wait until tomorrow 8pm before discussing 'Tuesday' on this thread?

(If that makes any sense whatsoever!)

@qazxc
"bumping uglies"

😆😆

Hi yes not on bbc till wed

Thank you @AutumnalLeaves38

Bloody football ffs

Thanks for clarifying...I confused myself there!

Yes, bloody football.

To cheer us up in the meantime, thought you lot might appreciate this
(courtesy of 2014 walfordinmotion tumblr. 10 years on, still makes me chortle)

"All hail King Philip of the House Mitchell, second of his name, rightful King of the Cockneys and the First Men, Lord of Walford and Protector of the Square".

😂😂

Bloody hell, Phil looks almost attractive in that pic!

It is a great picture of Phil !

He does look alright !!!

What is happening to us all

Wouldn't be averse to some...ahem... "Netflix And Phil" myself, truth be told.

Careful on iPlayer it is showing today and tomorrow

Karen standing over Ken's body in the caf

Phil gets his garage back

Isn't it panto season soon so he usually goes away

Alfie looked upset at L not wanting him

Sometimes what Jean Says is very true and right

Nish and kat is weird and wrong

Ans know kazza knows something is up with shazaa and her mess

The punch with the two teens in the ring was good. She needed it

Vicar keeps popping up everywhere

Bit perverse Karen standing on 'that spot' 'until she knows where her son is'

Love Jean nattering to Phil on the bench, she says it like it is bless her!

If i was Karen, id be very suspicious of Kath wanting me to stop asking questions and disappear..

Great minds think alike Blondes..
and i'm convinced the vicars dodgy

What on earth was going on with Kathy's hair!
Platinum wig or extensions with scrappy dirty blonde sticking out underneath

Kathy was pretty heartless tonight. Saying something about Karen having done plenty of bad stuff, as if that in any way excuses her son being murdered.

The overhearing of conversations in dark alleyways is getting boring now.