EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

Maybe Linda should tell George that Nish is bothering her and get him to scare him off.

I get what you are saying about getting to Suki but it wouldn't be Kat , who is going more Pat Butcher by the minute.
Even she looked disappointed after !
Annoyed they have done the remembering thing so fast.
So he's been unconscious for 2 weeks in a coma and fine and dandy now
No headaches,memory loss, post concussion syndrome. Grrrrr.
A slow , seeping memory return would have been far better with them all realising slowly and the tension increasing.
Fed up of the screeching hush hush meetings.

Aw but he didn't really remember did he? He has just tricked the 6 into showing him their is actually something to discover. He's a sneaky bugger

Ok I'm off
Everything I post is immediately criticised.
It used to be fun on here .

It's just a conversation, not an argument. Sorry if you felt that was personal it really wasn't!

I know it’s just to facilitate a story, but it was silly that the Six, especially his wife of many years, believed Nish.

Kims giving Lexi a manicure and Kim says "you've got hands like your mum"

I wonder if the writer was a Beaches fan

After Hillary finds out about her viral cardiomyopathy, in a scene at the beach house, she's desperately looking for a picture of her mother's hands.

(Because her daughter was looking at her hands on the beach and said that their hands were the same.)

Hillary is worried that it may have something to do with her illness and genetics. Hillary's Mother also died young and I thought she might be worried that if they all had the same genetics her daughter would also develop the same illness.

When she found the picture she discovered that her Mother had different hands, thus they wern't suffering from the same illness.

Praise be. The Kimfluencer has sailed off with her #hashtags.

May she return with a less cartoony version of humour, and far better storylines. Tameka Empson plays serious well.

What's a normal recovery timeline from a lung transplant? Happy to stand corrected, but Jade's seems unrealistically speedy.

After the brilliance that was the flash-forward and build-up to Christmas, the way they've scripted the fall-out is really disappointing. Too many of The Six Five are acting out of character and tripping themselves up all over the place, IMO.

Will miss Howie's knees in his postman's shorts, though. Gone but never forgotten.

The cruise with Kim on board will be a hoot!
Although I'm surprised she could take her two children and barely a glance or a phone call to either school to tell them they are off!
No paperwork or visas or anything official.
It's so much easier in soap land to just leave

A lung transplant must be a huge operation with a long recovery time yet there was the daughter up and about like it never happened. Ridiculous.

Can somebody please sort Denise's eyebrows, if they get much higher they will blend with her hairline!

Knew Whitney was going as penny looking after the stall and wants to change things and Lauren said she can't

But assumes was a few days

I had hoped Bianca was coming to the square and I could have shouted

RIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKY

too many people get into the pub. The caller or the private quarters upstairs

Trespassing

Come on L. Sort the drinking out

Loved the way Gina said sorry to Linda and she was wrong

Good point @Dramasloth

I googled and yes she wouldn't be travelling to see Dean as needs to stay local /in hospital

@Blondeshavemorefun Blimey! So it IS a silly storyline. Not very well researched x

Was anyone else watching the cruise ship entertainer scene through their fingers, while scrunching up their toes simultaneously?
I have never, NEVER watched such cringey TV.

And as for Kat, shut up you daft tart
You have known Nish for all of 5 seconds. But as usual, you're living off a man.

To be fair, it was Nish who offered Kat the rental property, but his reasons are probably suspect or he just done to wind up Suki.
In real life ,Kat would have to move somewhere cheaper or stay with Stacey as rent prices in London are huge and although she has her own business, it probably wouldn't cover the costs on her own. Especially with three growing lads.
As usual though , money probably won't be mentioned much and she'll live there fairly comfortably with drinks all round in the pub ( or get a big settlement out of Phil's trusty safe)

In real life as a married woman with young kids she would have first right to staying in the family home. Phil is in the 'wrong' so he should leave.

The boys are not his children and the house belongs to Phil and they have only been married for a few months, so maybe the law would be tilted in Phil's favour ? ( disclaimer , I've never been in this position myself and my knowledge of family law and divorce is very scant )
I know he did wrong , but it was before they got married too.
He did ask her to stay on as well

No way would Kat get the house IRL. In EE life Ritchie would never allow it!

Very true

Did Phil adopt her boys?
I do remember something like this , but it's sketchy

I'm hoping they the six start to get their stories straight as Nish did go on about who rung 999 Linda said it was her. I can't remember who did it , but I don't think it was her?
They will get their stories mixed up

Have to give it to Matt Di Angelo, who has never been the best actor, that he's actually much better this time round. You almost begin to feel sorry for him.

Matt is a good ' baddie' but , I can never feel sorry for the character . He attempted to rape Roxy , he attacked Linda and recorded and played her ' confession' to a packed pub.
He tried it on with Gina lately too and is just horrible and surly
He is a tool.