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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 20:05

Yeah, mick's return would be great , but still suspicious it's Dean messing with her head :(
His on a mission

Southeastdweller · 21/12/2023 20:41

After all the build up, the dead person won’t be someone who hasn’t been in the show for a year.

My prediction is Keanu - he’s disposable and not as obvious as some of the others including Nish.

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/12/2023 21:29

YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR GRANDAUGHTERS GRANDMOTHER

I still say Stace is pregnant

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NadiaCravensworth · 21/12/2023 21:38

Jellykat · 21/12/2023 20:03

Be great if its Mick though wouldnt it? still no body dont forget..

It would be bloody awful if it's Mick.

Jellykat · 21/12/2023 21:41

Obviously not a Danny Dyer fan @NadiaCravensworth Grin

VivienneDelacroix · 21/12/2023 21:45

NadiaCravensworth · 21/12/2023 21:38

It would be bloody awful if it's Mick.

It would be awful. Less so if he's the corpse. Proper Dead-dead-dead though leaving Dire Danny with no chance of a come back.

NadiaCravensworth · 21/12/2023 22:13

VivienneDelacroix · 21/12/2023 21:45

It would be awful. Less so if he's the corpse. Proper Dead-dead-dead though leaving Dire Danny with no chance of a come back.

I would just about accept it if he then was the corpse

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/12/2023 23:06

Course it wont be mickit will be Dean wanting forgiveness

Why doesn't anyone lock their back door. Didn't Stacey learn over Theo

Why wasn't shazza wedding dress in a plastic cover

Sure it would babe been fine in a washing machine

But she has Kathy's dress to marry her ex. It is fitting 😂

Jack is seriously wrong to say about Amy and guilt tripping

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Wendysfriend · 22/12/2023 00:53

Am really looking forward to it. Having another look at the video, whoever it is they have quite long nails for a man. The only person I remember having longish nails was Mick, but it won't be him, he said he'd never return. Might have to Google some hand photos 🤣 definitely not Phil, he has manky nails, all broken and jagged.

Wendysfriend · 22/12/2023 01:02

Actually scrap my last post, that's Sharon's hand I think 🤣🤣 Jesus I need to stop playing the video 🤣

Twonewcats · 22/12/2023 02:06

Ugh Jack!!
I despise when people sleep with someone then blame the other person for breaking up the family when they leave

bizzey · 22/12/2023 02:57

Wellll !!
That was a good episode as I stayed awake...and followed it !! 🤣
( I think!)

I get better wrapped up stuff from the dry cleaners than Sharon did from her wedding dress shop !

Sooo ..Jack is being really nasty at the moment
Rish is in there to .

But do anyone of them really deserved to be murdered ?

I forgot it is in tomorrow night as well .

1 more before the big one !!

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 07:05

The ruined dress looked nice too !
I liked Elaine's grey scarf she was wearing
I wonder if Ravi isn't the corpse that he might start a relationship with Priya again ? I can see them as the next Rainie and Stuart myself
Kim's singing was funny , she cracks me up
Yolande looked cosy with the vicar there

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 07:17

Clearly Suki doesn't leave anytime soon as she is one of the six , so Eve probably takes off again I suppose ? Or is arrested for perjury etc?
Roll on tonight ..

Twonewcats · 22/12/2023 11:14

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 07:17

Clearly Suki doesn't leave anytime soon as she is one of the six , so Eve probably takes off again I suppose ? Or is arrested for perjury etc?
Roll on tonight ..

I hope Eve doesn't get murdered 😭

mrswhiplington · 22/12/2023 11:17

Twonewcats · 22/12/2023 11:14

I hope Eve doesn't get murdered 😭

Nooooo, don't say that. She is one of my favourite characters. I must say, she had lovely clean, shiny hair last night, considering she's been on the run.😄

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 22/12/2023 12:43

Wondering if all the Nish/ Ravi/ Jack / Rocky/ Ken / Dean stuff is a red herring and they are going to haul back an old character like Max to be bumped off ?
He hasn't seen Annie neither have we and if the actor doesn't want to return long term they could make it a Max is back duff duff .
Now he's dead duff duff.
No idea really as always just speculation.

My official guess
L kills Max slams down a pony

Gwenhwyfar · 22/12/2023 13:14

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/12/2023 21:29

YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR GRANDAUGHTERS GRANDMOTHER

I still say Stace is pregnant

That's just normal for Jack though. He has a child with his late wife's sister and her cousin after all.
Stacey being his brother's ex is also his style.

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 13:18

Why would anyone want to murder Max though ?
It was Abby's baby ( also called Abby ) that he run off with and Linda managed to pass Annie off as Mick's child ( I think ?) and she is around
Unless he wades in to save Linda from Dean ( or maybe Gina ? ) and is killed by accident ?
He also wouldn't have the right cufflinks too

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 22/12/2023 13:19

I still believe The Six are red herrings. I’m gonna find it disappointing if it’s one of them who kills the bloke they’ve been warring with. We need a shocking surprise x

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 13:25

No, I've a hunch that they will all need to cover up for someone or something, but that's not a spoiler , just my feelings about it as the episodes have unfolded.
Suki was ready to take off yesterday , yet she's in the line up at the Vic , so something must keep them around ?
It's intriguing though

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 22/12/2023 13:28

Deffo intriguing. Obsessed with it atm 🤣

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 22/12/2023 13:29

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 13:18

Why would anyone want to murder Max though ?
It was Abby's baby ( also called Abby ) that he run off with and Linda managed to pass Annie off as Mick's child ( I think ?) and she is around
Unless he wades in to save Linda from Dean ( or maybe Gina ? ) and is killed by accident ?
He also wouldn't have the right cufflinks too

I didn't say it made sense 😂

the80sweregreat · 22/12/2023 13:30

Sorry !! 😂
They might throw in a curved ball
Anything is possible on EE

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 22/12/2023 13:33

My other theory is that creepy Uncle Ranveer is not actually dead, is somehow in cahoots with the Old Bill to nail Nish and Ravi
He gets done in ...
Now he's dead dead

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