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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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Southeastdweller · 21/12/2023 14:17

Stacey is a nagging frump, a pretty shit mum and has a ton of baggage. But she’s also vulnerable and I agree with the pp above that some men would be drawn this, usually the dodgiest of men.

bizzey · 21/12/2023 14:17

I think I may have slept thr8some episodes !!

How does Denise know Jack slept with Stacey ?

What happened the morning after jack and Stacey got together ?

Has Denise split up with Jack ?

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 14:27

Stacey is beautiful and vulnerable and some men do tend to get off on that ( sadly)
She does have amazing hair , it's a mystery how she can into the shower to wash it with so many of them living there.
Plus Jack was ' sex starved' and took advantage:(

The apple doesn't fall far from the trees when it comes to brannings

VivienneDelacroix · 21/12/2023 14:36

Southeastdweller · 21/12/2023 14:17

Stacey is a nagging frump, a pretty shit mum and has a ton of baggage. But she’s also vulnerable and I agree with the pp above that some men would be drawn this, usually the dodgiest of men.

Frumpy? Stacey? She's gorgeous. Lovely hair particularly.

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 14:44

Stacey is gorgeous
She had clearly never had much done to her hair as it's in such good condition and so glossy
I'm real life, having that much stress and kids and work and all that has happened to her , it would probably not be as great I guess , but only going by my own Barnet and I'm much older than her of course

FreeAdamsApples · 21/12/2023 14:52

How does Denise know Jack slept with Stacey ?

@bizzey she was looking out of a window when Jack met Stacey and gave her back the necklace Denise had found, he had told her (Denise) that it was a random from the pub he'd shagged. Sorry, I can't help with your other questions, I tend to nod off a bit too 😴

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 15:03

Dee is getting her ducks in a row atm ! Looks like they will divorce as she's had enough I think

Twonewcats · 21/12/2023 15:26

What happened the morning after jack and Stacey got together?
From what I recall, Denise came round to the house and wanted to chat, maybe?? Jack fessed up that he'd slept with someone that he met at the pub.
Given that everyone knows everyone at the pub, it was a flimsy story!
She found a necklace, and he said he'd get it back to her.
Denise then saw him (directly outside their window!) giving it back to Stacey, so she worked out what was going on.

Has Denise split up with Jack ? I'm not totally sure, but she's clearly getting finances sorted.
Either way, I feel like this means she wouldn't deliberately kill him, given that all the money is in his/his accountant's name...

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 21/12/2023 15:35

Be nice if the corpse is Jack. The wooden acting, the cheap overcoat and the smacking of the lips before every line he says. Grrr. Irritates me

bizzey · 21/12/2023 15:35

@Twonewcats and @FreeAdamsApples
Thank you both very much !!🤣

I really am going to have to concentrate better next week !!
🤣

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 15:57

Jack or Dean I wouldn't miss them at all

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 16:12

Not only is Jack irritating , he also blows up at the least little thing , whispers a lot and does the shoe shuffling thing that Nish / max Branning does etc

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 16:17

I love that we are all assuming Sharon was correct when she said , 'his dead'
It's not a given on EE at all
They sometimes come back !
However, if it's Dean , I am hoping she is totally correct of course
Maybe they will need to get Sonia involved to make sure?

gingercat02 · 21/12/2023 18:19

Just caught up. What a great episode!
Love Eve is back but there is evidence that Ravi harmed her. Not sure why they arrested Nish? However arresting a man who has just assaulted his wife and not even checking she was OK was astonishing.
Bloody Jack hiding his assets
I'm up for them all being killed now all men are bastards

gingercat02 · 21/12/2023 18:23

Southeastdweller · 21/12/2023 14:17

Stacey is a nagging frump, a pretty shit mum and has a ton of baggage. But she’s also vulnerable and I agree with the pp above that some men would be drawn this, usually the dodgiest of men.

I still love her. I want her and Martin back together ❤️

bizzey · 21/12/2023 19:27

Didn't Jack and Denise have a civil partnership ceremony instead of a wedding ?

Would that make a difference to their assets and things ?

bizzey · 21/12/2023 19:27

I mean Marriage..not wedding .

Southeastdweller · 21/12/2023 19:49

They’re married. I was thinking yesterday watching that episode that surely someone who’s been around the block as many times as Educating Dee has that she’d know it doesn’t matter what is and isn’t in Jack’s name if they divorce as all assets would be considered joint?

Jellykat · 21/12/2023 20:00

Harvey driving over Sharons wedding dress Grin its all falling into place!

WOAH message from Mick????

..and Jack will have to keep schtum re Eve surely?

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 20:00

Jack is a gaslighting plank !
What will he do though ? Land Eve in it is my guess

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 20:01

It's not Mick, I have money on it being Dean ..
He is evil enough to do this to Linda
Poor thing :(
Leave her alone

Jellykat · 21/12/2023 20:02

Jack was horrendous with Denise in the kitchen!

I dont think he'll blab, got other things on his mind, fingers crossed!

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 20:03

Jack is using Amy and she is struggling as it is

Jellykat · 21/12/2023 20:03

the80sweregreat · 21/12/2023 20:01

It's not Mick, I have money on it being Dean ..
He is evil enough to do this to Linda
Poor thing :(
Leave her alone

Be great if its Mick though wouldnt it? still no body dont forget..

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 21/12/2023 20:04

Praying it’s Mick. Linda’s not right without him 🙏🏻