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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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KatSlatersCoat · 02/01/2024 10:12

Talking of Karen, I decided to watch the first episode of call the midwife as I've not watched it before.

The opening scene was Karen scrapping in the street with her blouse ripped open exposing her 1950's style bra.

Optimist1 · 02/01/2024 10:40

It was even more out of character for Mitch. - if I remember correctly, Mitch was well dodgy when he was first introduced. Stole some cash that Patrick had put through the communal letterbox for Ted?

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 02/01/2024 11:10

Have to say my heart sank when the episode was set in Paris on NYE etc. Can’t we get on with the Keanu/Nish saga? Suppose they’ve got to update the storylines

SideshowAuntSallyx · 02/01/2024 11:30

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 08:20

It's twice now that Peter Beale has said hello to two women ( Priya and the other one last night ) and next thing they are round at his getting it on ! (Although I think Priya hinted that he had a bit of a problem )
I know I sound very old fashioned, but is this how people meet and carry on in bars and clubs etc? Not even one or two dates at least !
Plus Peter lives with a lot of other people , you'd think he'd be worried about being caught in the front room!
He is very sleazy

Worse is that Kathy was apparently upstairs in her room.

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 02/01/2024 11:44

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 08:20

It's twice now that Peter Beale has said hello to two women ( Priya and the other one last night ) and next thing they are round at his getting it on ! (Although I think Priya hinted that he had a bit of a problem )
I know I sound very old fashioned, but is this how people meet and carry on in bars and clubs etc? Not even one or two dates at least !
Plus Peter lives with a lot of other people , you'd think he'd be worried about being caught in the front room!
He is very sleazy

He's just so unconvincing as a player.
Old Peter was perfect, good looking and just sleazy enough Blush
I keep expecting this one to suddenly burst into something by Steps
Ugh so bored that Lauren is back and arrested already🙄
I don't even care
Maybe Louis will live with Peter and Max might come back?
Whitters is pregnant so handwringing and Zak grimacing
Too many story lines

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 12:19

Suki also slept with Peter twice ! :(
Back in the day when she was really horrible
She is one that has had the script writers rehabilitation and we now feel sorry for a bit

Hastheslotharrivedyet · 02/01/2024 13:02

Yeh bored with Lauren thing before it’s even really started

KatSlatersCoat · 02/01/2024 13:16

Can you remind me please who Penny's mother is. Don't want to google incase I come across a spoiler.

Meredusoleil · 02/01/2024 13:19

NadiaCravensworth · 02/01/2024 09:35

I'm no drug smuggling expert, but how did the drugs get past the departing airport, surely they would have spotted it earlier. It was not exactly subtle

I think they travelled by Eurostar, so no airport, just train stations.

bizzey · 02/01/2024 13:22

Jack's 1st wife.
She was never a character as such but I think she did appear once or twice .
Maybe something about telling jack they were moving to France ?.

Penny was paralysed due to him and something dodgy to do with police dealings I think 🤔?

bizzey · 02/01/2024 13:25

No , they must have travelled by plane as it showed a plane taking off and Penny said something like
" any more tickets on that flight ?"

bizzey · 02/01/2024 13:25

Sorry ..above was for @Meredusoleil .

KatSlatersCoat · 02/01/2024 13:40

bizzey · 02/01/2024 13:22

Jack's 1st wife.
She was never a character as such but I think she did appear once or twice .
Maybe something about telling jack they were moving to France ?.

Penny was paralysed due to him and something dodgy to do with police dealings I think 🤔?

Thanks, I vaguely remember Penny going to France.

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 13:58

Penny definitely mentioned a flight on New Year's Day.
Why they were not seized the French side I'm not sure unless Penny put them in there after they landed in London

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/01/2024 14:22

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 08:20

It's twice now that Peter Beale has said hello to two women ( Priya and the other one last night ) and next thing they are round at his getting it on ! (Although I think Priya hinted that he had a bit of a problem )
I know I sound very old fashioned, but is this how people meet and carry on in bars and clubs etc? Not even one or two dates at least !
Plus Peter lives with a lot of other people , you'd think he'd be worried about being caught in the front room!
He is very sleazy

And she had a fiancé !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/01/2024 14:24

bizzey · 02/01/2024 13:25

No , they must have travelled by plane as it showed a plane taking off and Penny said something like
" any more tickets on that flight ?"

Yes they flew and looked like Gatwick to me when landed and inside

How much would a flight be on nyd with 12hrs notice or so

And lucky seats left

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/01/2024 14:25

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 13:58

Penny definitely mentioned a flight on New Year's Day.
Why they were not seized the French side I'm not sure unless Penny put them in there after they landed in London

Tho again how did she manage this without being seen as in a huge wheelchair and can't just stand up and pop something in a bag

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NadiaCravensworth · 02/01/2024 14:28

Meredusoleil · 02/01/2024 13:19

I think they travelled by Eurostar, so no airport, just train stations.

But there would still be customs etc?

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 14:30

No idea how the drugs ended up in Lauren's bag tbh , it did seem strange
Lauren used to be a drug taker herself , but she cleaned up her act ages ago

KatSlatersCoat · 02/01/2024 15:19

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 14:30

No idea how the drugs ended up in Lauren's bag tbh , it did seem strange
Lauren used to be a drug taker herself , but she cleaned up her act ages ago

Didn't Lauren have a drink problem too at one point?

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 15:22

Yes, Lauren did drink and do drugs I think so anyway !
But

Twonewcats · 02/01/2024 15:30

The Nish/Keanu story won't necessarily continue immediately, as they'll only have been able to film a certain amount of scenes while it was still secret.

Twonewcats · 02/01/2024 15:31

I also hated the Paris story, which seemed to continue the myth that you can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris 😆
When the filming goes elsewhere, it always seems so forced and really out of place.

the80sweregreat · 02/01/2024 15:43

Whenever they go ' on location ' it's generally somewhere lovely isn't it? Yet they all seem to prefer the old east end and Walford and back they come !

KatSlatersCoat · 02/01/2024 16:18

Twonewcats · 02/01/2024 15:31

I also hated the Paris story, which seemed to continue the myth that you can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris 😆
When the filming goes elsewhere, it always seems so forced and really out of place.

Yes the hotel in Paris definitely had an on-set vibe. Cindy left a lovely place in France to go back to the square. I would have stayed put.