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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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the80sweregreat · 27/12/2023 09:18

Worrying about DNA in George's car when their own DNA was all over Keanu , the tape everything! They didn't wear any gloves ( no time ) hiding the Turkey fork under the bed
All very incriminating

kerstina · 27/12/2023 09:24

Yes I said to DH last night Linda is supposed to be the neurotic one but she seems the most normal and relatable to me . The others not so ! She has suffered enough.

Bunionbabe · 27/12/2023 09:59

I thought I was watching a panto by mistake. Pantomime dames in sparkly focks and drag queen shoes carrying a body across the street. A total farce. Oh yes it is.

Bunionbabe · 27/12/2023 10:02

They will never be able to lift that body out of the pit. They will have to wait until it begins to fall apart first 🤢. Also the first thing police will do when Ken is reported missing is seach the garage.

lazymum99 · 27/12/2023 10:22

I thought the body was in the burnt out caff. I didn’t realise they had gone to the garage. I was transfixed by those heals. How on earth do they walk!

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 27/12/2023 10:28

It was the caff not the garage.
It's a space under the floorboards .
I don't know why they didn't say Nish stabbed Ken and Denise whacked Nish to try and stop him.
Now months of "looks" in the square until one of them squeals or Ken is discovered.

cranleighma · 27/12/2023 10:39

@Infusedwithfigandhoney exactly; the production team have given themselves at least a year's worth of content. Which of them will point the finger and who will they point it at? With Six of them there are so many permutations! Has Nish heard everything? Some of it? None of it? What did Dean see/hear? Or any other random person who happened to be looking out their window while the pantomime was in full swing? Usually the Square is packed; how convenient that it was deserted! Or was it?

Like I say, entertaining on the level of a pantomime ('Dean's behind you!') but utterly farcical. Disappointing because it seems so lazy to just play for surprises rather than a half way convincing plot.

howdyho · 27/12/2023 10:58

Wonder how Rocky with his quick glance at them going into the caff plays a part in all this?
Would he blackmail them for money? He's got nothing except his parrot!

cranleighma · 27/12/2023 11:03

But of course Rocky himself is a prime target for blackmail seeing as he torched the cafe and caused critical injury to (swiftly recovered) Peter..

So many directions the next few pantomime acts can progress in...

nottaotter · 27/12/2023 11:03

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nottaotter · 27/12/2023 11:05

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SagaNorensPorche · 27/12/2023 11:10

howdyho · 27/12/2023 06:03

Linda's got to get rid of the carving fork not keep it under her bed!

Why didn't she just put it in the dishwasher.

SagaNorensPorche · 27/12/2023 11:12

I still think Nish is playing almost dead.

Bunionbabe · 27/12/2023 11:32

My mistake 😒. Burnt out caff (not garage) will be bought and developed surely. Body will be found, Christmas 2024 cliff hanger? No one ever just tells the plain truth in EE. Nish hurting Suki, Dean strangling Sharon, just tell the police what happened. Now 100 times worse.

Southeastdweller · 27/12/2023 11:45

We don’t talk about episodes on here until they’re broadcast, not dropped on iPlayer. That’s why this is a non-spoiler thread. It’s really not difficult to grasp.

cranleighma · 27/12/2023 11:49

@Southeastdweller some people just can't resist eh?
I've reported those posts

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/12/2023 11:52

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Ffs. This hasn't been shown yet !!!

Please don't talk about things that haven't been shown !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/12/2023 11:53

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Ffs. This hasn't been shown yet !!!

Please don't talk about things that haven't been shown !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/12/2023 11:54

Also reported them

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nottaotter · 27/12/2023 12:01

@Southeastdweller oh crikey sorry! I thought once the episode was available its available?

Southeastdweller · 27/12/2023 12:13

nottaotter · 27/12/2023 12:01

@Southeastdweller oh crikey sorry! I thought once the episode was available its available?

No. Some people on here only watch when it’s broadcast on whatever evening.

cranleighma · 27/12/2023 12:15

@nottaotter thread title makes it clear it's at the pace it's broadcast not dropped on iplayer.

I've already watched tonight's episode so no skin off my nose but I wouldn't dream of posting details on a thread which specifically states not to. It's pretty shitty. There's an alternative thread for spoilers.

nottaotter · 27/12/2023 12:18

@Southeastdweller thank you ill know for future.
@cranleighma If I did it on purpose it would be 'shitty' but I just explained it was accidental, assuming you don't ever make mistakes?😂

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/12/2023 12:32

It does bug me that iPlayer show stuff before been on bbc

Really no need

It can be shows. Once been on tv and for anyone who has missed the tv show the. Can watch/catch up on iPlayer

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nottaotter · 27/12/2023 12:01

@Southeastdweller oh crikey sorry! I thought once the episode was available its available?

No @nottaotter

This thread is tv paced

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