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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 08:40

A PP mentioned Big Little Lies, which I watched when it came out in 2017 but had forgotten the story. I've re-read what happened and yes, that story and The Six story are very similar. I guess nothing's original these days in TV.

howdyho · 26/12/2023 08:51

What a corker of an episode! 🌟🌟🌟
Had butterflies in my stomach watching Dean lurking upstairs and poor Linda standing there with the carving fork not knowing what to do 😟
Love these strong women😍

Blondeshavemorefun · 26/12/2023 09:28

Can I be smug and say I was right about cufflink man and nish

All
Coz they didn't show the wrists

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Hastheslotharrivedyet · 26/12/2023 09:31

Marvellously unexpected heroic moment from Ravi holding Nish back so that Suki could make her escape.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 09:32

Blonds you called it! It makes sense now
Although still sad it was Ken who was killed off
They could have tried to pull him away or L could have stabbed him in the leg or arm

Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 09:35

I don’t know why I didn’t guess Linda wouldn’t be the killer, since she’s a bit disposable these days and Kellie Bright hasn’t been in the show as long as some of the others. In Big Little Lies, the killer confessed at the end.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 09:38

Linda killing Dean ( or Eve killing him) would have been my perfect ending , but hey , is what is it

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 09:38

Is what it is

Xtraincome · 26/12/2023 09:55

@Whatwaswrongwiththatusername I was shaking my DHs arm furiously in excitement in the last 10 minutes. My tea went cold and everything! 😆

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 10:05

Once Keanu rocked up after Nish I did start thinking ' ahh ' but I thought he'd live tbh.
Maybe Suki won't run off with Eve now she helped him to live ??
Poor Karen has lost Chantelle to knives and now Ken too :(
Be best if Bernie found a new home away from
Albert square tbh

cranleighma · 26/12/2023 10:11

Ridiculous but very entertaining. To be honest, it's difficult for the big showdown Christmas episodes to live up to all the (excellent) build up of interweaving story lines. I've found the last couple of weeks very strong, whereas yesterday's descended into farce.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 10:13

They altered Ken's personality so much the last few weeks , but Dean has always been vile !
Yet he gets to stalk again terrorizing Linda

Naptrappedmummy · 26/12/2023 10:14

Wow best episode I’ve seen in years! I did NOT see the ending coming at all! A few heroes came out of it as well - Ravi taking on Nish, Denise smacking Nish with the bottle, Sharon refusing to rat on Denise when Keanu showed up, and finally Linda stabbing Keanu when he attacked Sharon.

It felt like all the women in Walford have had enough of their vile controlling men and decided to fight back

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 10:18

The only secret not to emerge was about Phil and Emma. Ken knew , did Alfie too ?
His remark about ' stuffing a bird ' to Phil was very past the watershed ! Made me cringe.
Maybe Phil will carry on goading Kat about Albie and Alfie will tell Kat about Emma as I believe he knows that secret!

Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 10:18

Did Dean witness anything? Seemed vague to me but if he did that would be a really good story for next year.

theconfidenceofwho · 26/12/2023 10:24

Bunionbabe · 26/12/2023 08:03

Perhaps Nish will be brain damaged so neutered and no longer a threat and Suki will stick around to feed him with a spoon.

That would be fab! Appropriate payback dir the evil bastard.

Surely Ravi needs an ambulance for getting hit over the head with the rolling pin? Nish should go down for ghat one!

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 10:31

No, I bet Nish lives and is set to shoe shuffle and whisper about the square for at least another year
Turn the old caf into flats for new residents
Dunno where Bernie will end up
Can't believe Karen has lost two adult children now
Too tragic

Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 10:39

Maybe Nish will get amnesia? Or pretend to.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 10:41

Nish will continue to terrorize them all I bet
He didn't see what happened in the hallway
Might have heard it though ?

passiveaggressivenonsense · 26/12/2023 10:54

Perhaps they'll set it up to frame Nish for killing Ken and Jack will help them tie up all the forensics to make it possible ! Dean will have witnessed it all.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 10:57

I Hope Dean did go out the door and didn't see anything
Linda has had two really bad christmases now
Ex drowned , now missing
Now this and back drinking ( even if its functioning drinking )
I bet Janine gets out next year too!
She needs a break

amprev · 26/12/2023 11:01

I was wondering why Bernie didn’t leave with her mum - she gave the excuse that she had her life in Walford, but that didn’t seem believable with the caff burned down and only her deceitful brother remaining. She was critical to the big reveal to Phil though so I wonder if she’ll leave now Keanu is dead - can’t see where the character can go really.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 11:03

I'd love Bernie to stick around.
Or maybe have a decent win on the lottery and go off traveling with a new girlfriend or with Felix who is also a loose end character

Eastie77Returns · 26/12/2023 11:17

I’m in the minority here and really glad Nish didn’t die. Only because I didn’t want his murder hanging over Dee.

Once again, Suki getting entrapped for no reason. If Nugget collapsed her response should have been “call an ambulance” and leave it at that.

Glad Ravi stepped up like that. He’s decent underneath it all. I’m convinced Uncle Ranvir isn’t dead dead.

Yeah I think Bernie will be off now. There is nowhere for her character to go and she has no ties to anyone. Or maybe she’ll move in with Sharon and become Albie’s nanny.

Dean came through the Vic front door so unless he staged the open door and ran back upstairs to hide I don’t think he was in the Vic? Or maybe someone else was there and The Six will have a mystery blackmailer.

Just had a thought, what if Albie woke up and witnessed the whole thing😱

Naptrappedmummy · 26/12/2023 11:32

Did Bernie tell Phil where the Taylor’s are hiding in their little chat that was off screen? The whole point of her revealing Keanu’s involvement is because she wanted to pin the blame on him and somewhat exonerate her family so they could come home. Maybe they’ll return and Karen will go after Sharon to avenge Keanu’s death - she’ll be hopping mad they all did what they did for a kid that wasn’t even Keanu’s! She’ll blame Sharon for that for sure