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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 23:24

Sharon will simper to Phil
' oh help us Phil , Linda can't go to prison ' etc
' you are albies dad ' etc etc etc

Pinenu · 25/12/2023 23:24

Perhaps they’ll say the 2 men fought and killed each other, presuming Nish does die.

2 birds 1 stone.

Totallyaddictedtoshoes · 25/12/2023 23:27

Is Ken dead dead then or just eastenders dead? I'm properly impressed, I thought out of the 6 it would never be Linda. Was torn as to whether I wanted it to be nish or not as he's awful but such a great baddie to watch !

the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 23:28

Apparently Ken is no longer
RIP Keanu Taylor
I'll miss you in those mechanic overalls

the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 23:29

Linda needs a locksmith and cctv installed by next Christmas

Southeastdweller · 25/12/2023 23:32

Pinenu · 25/12/2023 23:24

Perhaps they’ll say the 2 men fought and killed each other, presuming Nish does die.

2 birds 1 stone.

I think Nish will survive, but agree he’ll be set up.

the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 23:34

Ahh! I'd never make a good murderer
Of course , they will say Nish did it
Ravi will wade in and lie as well to help them out
Good thinking there

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 23:49

@Jellykat and his chest was moving

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bizzey · 25/12/2023 23:49

Ohh that was good !

I switched over and watched the other part of the " six " on bbc3.

They really didn't know what was going to happen !!

Will have to watch the first part again now to see how convincing Kellie was !

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 23:49

coloursquare · 25/12/2023 23:14

Couldn't say before as would have been a spoiler, but Radio Times listings have it away for me!

They list all the cast members under each episode and Ken disappeared after Christmas Day!

Oh really

That's bad and naughty of them !!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 23:50

Casmama · 25/12/2023 23:17

Did anyone watch The Six on iPlayer? Don't want to comment on it as it may be considered a spoiler so not sure how Eastenders related programs are counted
Bloody loved this Xmas episode

Yes I saw it

Now I know it was her

I will rewatch it to see how good an actress she is

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 23:51

the80sweregreat · 25/12/2023 23:20

Poor Bernie
Nobody left now
Plus seems Phil isn't interested in being Albie's dad either :(
The kids on EE have a terrible time of it

Yes he was

He said he wanted to spend time with him in the pub

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LuluBlakey1 · 25/12/2023 23:52

Jellykat · 25/12/2023 22:48

I thought Dean left, thats why the door was open when L came back downstairs

I thought that was a red herring.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/12/2023 23:52

Pinenu · 25/12/2023 23:24

Perhaps they’ll say the 2 men fought and killed each other, presuming Nish does die.

2 birds 1 stone.

Oh yes. That's good

Tho nish is alive

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LuluBlakey1 · 25/12/2023 23:54

I'd be glad to see the back of Keanu. He's very unattractive, dim, violent and unpleasant. I hope he's dead but it hasn't been confirmed yet. I'm hoping Dean gets 'done in' too.

Twonewcats · 25/12/2023 23:55

Omg that was fantastic!!
Well written, tense, all the stories tying together. Brilliant.

My husband and son dont watch it, yet both got drawn in.

When Keanu walked in, I squealed "omg Nish isn't dead!" I never get so excited about TV plots!

JanBlue · 26/12/2023 00:10

I’ve just finished watching. Hooked DC1, 3 & 4 in. Much shouting and squealing at the tv. Well done EE, you played a corker!!

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 26/12/2023 00:20

Ooooh, my maltesers consumption sped right up as that episode went on! Last 15 minutes in particular...reckon it got up to 25 per second by the end 😂😂 I even did some loud claps and a little cheer at the telly when Nish went down. Literally surprised myself with that one cos as much as I hated Nish I still didn't know who I thought it was gonna be or even who I actually wanted it to be. But my little outburst showed my absolute delight. Until: "Wheeze" (for anyone with subtitles on), and suddenly Stacey with the carving fork, in the hallway, and no longer Dee, with the bottle, in the pub and then out popped the involuntary loud "NOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOO!"s. I swear, soon as Ken turned up all I could think was how farcical it was about to get, and it really was wonderfully farcical, but that was definitely a proper Xmas day special but I can't believe how disappointed I was that Suki blew the life back into him.
I need to go and calm down (I had to pause and watch it on delay about an hour later, so couldn't read this till now) and brush the thick layer of maltesers off my teeth. Maybe even a post-coital type cig after that...😂 I haven't watched a Xmas day ep of anything for years until today, and that was both exciting and hilarious!

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 26/12/2023 00:24

And yes, Dean most definitely deserved it too. Nish and Dean were the two I hated the most. Shame it wasn't a twofer with him and not Ken. The revolting, creepy fucker slinking about in the pub was most definitely one of the not amusing bits of it for me. I didn't even think that he might still be in there and have seen something! Just didn't occur to me, but makes sense, and having him try to blackmail or drop L in it would give me the rage I think 🤯🤬

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 26/12/2023 00:28

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 26/12/2023 00:20

Ooooh, my maltesers consumption sped right up as that episode went on! Last 15 minutes in particular...reckon it got up to 25 per second by the end 😂😂 I even did some loud claps and a little cheer at the telly when Nish went down. Literally surprised myself with that one cos as much as I hated Nish I still didn't know who I thought it was gonna be or even who I actually wanted it to be. But my little outburst showed my absolute delight. Until: "Wheeze" (for anyone with subtitles on), and suddenly Stacey with the carving fork, in the hallway, and no longer Dee, with the bottle, in the pub and then out popped the involuntary loud "NOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOO!"s. I swear, soon as Ken turned up all I could think was how farcical it was about to get, and it really was wonderfully farcical, but that was definitely a proper Xmas day special but I can't believe how disappointed I was that Suki blew the life back into him.
I need to go and calm down (I had to pause and watch it on delay about an hour later, so couldn't read this till now) and brush the thick layer of maltesers off my teeth. Maybe even a post-coital type cig after that...😂 I haven't watched a Xmas day ep of anything for years until today, and that was both exciting and hilarious!

Sorry, no idea why I wrote Stacey! L!

NowNumber5 · 26/12/2023 00:33

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 26/12/2023 00:28

Sorry, no idea why I wrote Stacey! L!

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Sugar high perhaps? @Whatwaswrongwiththatusername 🤣

Whatwaswrongwiththatusername · 26/12/2023 00:56

Haha @NowNumber5 I'll take that as an excuse! And also I'll take the stress and excitement of watching it as an excuse for being such a 🐷I think it's the fastest and most of any food so far this festive season 😆

islamann · 26/12/2023 07:21

As an FYI, there's a part 2 to "The Six" on iPlayer where you see the reactions to the reveal.

Bunionbabe · 26/12/2023 08:03

Perhaps Nish will be brain damaged so neutered and no longer a threat and Suki will stick around to feed him with a spoon.