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EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/11/2023 23:36

First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

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the80sweregreat · 16/12/2023 19:57

I have a feeling that we haven't seen the last of Miss Eve ! .. I'm sure she'll show up at one stage even if it's next year

burblish · 16/12/2023 19:58

I’ve never liked Stacey’s character, either. What is it with her and married men, particularly Brannings?! I used to like Jack’s character, but the way he treats Denise is disgusting - after everything she has done to support his children, too. (Mind you, EE is packed full of repulsive characters and yet I still watch it!)

Blondeshavemorefun · 16/12/2023 20:03

the80sweregreat · 16/12/2023 18:03

Might need a new thread soon blonds !!
It's Christmas week on the square .. que the misery fest

Will do one when nearing 1000 /before Christmas Day so can have the most long waited

Christmas corpse title 😂😂😂

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/12/2023 20:04

burblish · 16/12/2023 19:54

It always amazes me that everyone on EE is apparently skint, but they can afford to take black cabs, go out for drinks in the pub/The Albert/Peggy’s multiple times a week, get their nails and hair done regularly, and constantly pop in to Walford East for lunch or the caff for breakfast and hot drinks! I always want to shout at people like Billy in particular to either pop home for a cuppa or bring a bloody Thermos flask out with him! 😆

Yes always in the pub or having something from cafe

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the80sweregreat · 16/12/2023 20:06

Yes, a Christmas corpse name change !!
Brilliant

qazxc · 16/12/2023 20:08

Getting your shopping from the quicky mart, using laundrette,.... how are are people like Billy affording it by flogging tat.

CorporaINobbyNobbs · 16/12/2023 22:09

has anyone here ever actually been yo a Christmas Day wedding? I was pondering the preponderance of them in Enders the other day when I’ve never heard of anyone doing it in real life.

Twonewcats · 17/12/2023 00:53

CorporaINobbyNobbs · 16/12/2023 22:09

has anyone here ever actually been yo a Christmas Day wedding? I was pondering the preponderance of them in Enders the other day when I’ve never heard of anyone doing it in real life.

I was at a Hogmanay wedding last year. Wasn't great, as mNy people inc us watched the clock and went home at 10ish.

I'd be gutted if someone close had a Christmas Day wedding

IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere · 17/12/2023 09:49

@CorporaINobbyNobbs The only one I have ever heard of in real life was an elderly neighbour who got married on Christmas Day - the wedding would have been in the 30's or 40's.

the80sweregreat · 17/12/2023 10:06

My aunt got married on Christmas Day in the early 1900s ! One one of the rare-days they had off work back then and the buses still ran apparently.
I didn't think you could get married on this day these days , but EE laws are different it seems !
Sharon mentioned church too , surely one of their busiest days ?
Ken will be struck down after the kidnap fiasco

CorporaINobbyNobbs · 17/12/2023 12:35

Yeah I read that it was common in ‘olden times’ as PP says one of the rare days off. But it seems to happen in Albert Square every other year!

the80sweregreat · 17/12/2023 12:38

Albert square residents have their own Christmas Day rules ! It's either a wedding , a death or a revelation of 'whose the daddy '
The den and Angie divorce one was the best though !

Blondeshavemorefun · 17/12/2023 17:34

You can get married on xmas day but many don't sue to catering etx being f very costly

EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S  CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH
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the80sweregreat · 17/12/2023 18:31

Sharon obviously has lots of money !
Anna and Gina are not working that day now , so who will George get to work that day instead ?

the80sweregreat · 17/12/2023 18:32

At least men would never forget their anniversary I suppose ! ..

the80sweregreat · 18/12/2023 13:20

The thing I'm pondering more than ' who is cufflinks ? ' I'm also wondering where they will hide a body , because you can put money on two detectives living on the square won't actually see six women known to them both trying to bury an adult body!
They are bound to try and cover it up somehow bet!

Eastie77Returns · 18/12/2023 14:00

Just thinking about the cuff links…I’m assuming they are worn by the victim because he was at the wedding/reception. So surely that would rule Dean out as both Sharon and Keanu hate him.

Similarly, would Phil really attend the wedding?

I don’t think the dead man is anyone suspected so far and it will be someone who hasn’t been mentioned at all.

Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 14:04

The pic shows all men in suits /ties

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the80sweregreat · 18/12/2023 14:05

Maybe Sharon invites Phil and Kat in order to try stopping her blabbing about Albie etc?
Not sure how a glass of champagne and a sausage roll might help , but she might think it's better to have them around rather than not ?..
Phil is in the trailer with the other men in a suit
They all tend to go to weddings for people they don't like much too ! ( even been married to previously as well !)

Twonewcats · 18/12/2023 16:13

Eastie77Returns · 18/12/2023 14:00

Just thinking about the cuff links…I’m assuming they are worn by the victim because he was at the wedding/reception. So surely that would rule Dean out as both Sharon and Keanu hate him.

Similarly, would Phil really attend the wedding?

I don’t think the dead man is anyone suspected so far and it will be someone who hasn’t been mentioned at all.

But Dean is brazen and could turn up just to stir up trouble.
Or the person might not be at the wedding and they're dressed up to go elsewhere given that it's xmas day

the80sweregreat · 18/12/2023 18:08

Dean is a total nut case and I would not put it past him to rock up to the Vic without the invite
or anyone wanting him there
Eliane will just shout ' get outta my pub ' as Peggy used to on numerous occasions

Eastie77Returns · 18/12/2023 18:45

the80sweregreat · 18/12/2023 14:05

Maybe Sharon invites Phil and Kat in order to try stopping her blabbing about Albie etc?
Not sure how a glass of champagne and a sausage roll might help , but she might think it's better to have them around rather than not ?..
Phil is in the trailer with the other men in a suit
They all tend to go to weddings for people they don't like much too ! ( even been married to previously as well !)

True, so random the way people turn up their ex wife/husband’s/enemy’s weddings in EE. I’ve only ever attended one wedding where the bride’s ex husband was present (v amicable divorce). Meanwhile Kat originally asked Alfie to walk her down the aisle when she finally married Phil lol.

Jellykat · 18/12/2023 18:48

Cant believe we're getting close to finding out who cufflinks is, all this waiting we've done better be bloody worth it!!

the80sweregreat · 18/12/2023 18:52

Seven sleeps to go .. or possibly eight if we don't see the face of the victim till Boxing Day
The schedule is all over the shop too, so I'll try and do some reminders so people don't forget what time it's on etc. ( if I remember! Lol )
Just like to say thanks to blonds for the policing / new threads and general chat
Also thanks to my other fellow mumsnetters who stick to this silly soap and give me a laugh too. Your all fab u lous!

Jellykat · 18/12/2023 19:06

You're pretty fab too the80s!
..now lets step away from the unmumsnetty fellow appreciations, before our 'hard nut' images crumble Grin and get down to the nitty gritty..
Do we have an up to date spreadsheet for cufflinks?
I've tried to work out whats written on Staceys smashed mirror in the promo for starters! and when is Eve going to reappear?

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