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EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/11/2023 23:36

First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

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the80sweregreat · 14/12/2023 21:12

Jack and Dee were an odd pairing
They had a low key civil wedding ( one of the few that didn't have anything dramatic happen during it) and always seemed to just live separate lives together ( if that makes sense )
He is a hypocrite though. Mind you , I've never been a fan and he also messed around with Ronnie and Roxy too once. Not to be trusted

1975wasthebest · 14/12/2023 21:17

Him and Stacey are an odd couple too, totally implausible. Yes he’s not to be trusted and I recall was corrupt when he was in the police, originally.

the80sweregreat · 14/12/2023 21:20

I guess that Jack is just a bit ' sex starved' and Stacey and her shiny hair was around and she is feeling vulnerable. I'm not suggesting it's not consensual at all , but he is taking advantage of her a bit ( just my opinion here )
Plus he was so vile about Lily and the slaters in general I'm surprised she can even look at him let alone have an affair !

Meredusoleil · 14/12/2023 21:26

What was all that about the black lingerie, I didn't quite follow? Kim bought it for Dee to wear on her afternoon off with Jack. Then Jack made out he had bought it for her or it was for his benefit. Then she said it wasn't for him?!? Confused.com.

the80sweregreat · 14/12/2023 21:27

The sexy nightie , I was baffled too tbh!

heartbroken22 · 14/12/2023 21:37

It sounded like he was imagining Stacey wearing it because she wore a black nightie earlier on. Then felt guilt and decided to blame Denise that it was actually for someone else and not him. Weird reverse psychology type of thing.

Stellium · 14/12/2023 21:42

What was all that about the black lingerie, I didn't quite follow? Kim bought it for Dee to wear on her afternoon off with Jack. Then Jack made out he had bought it for her or it was for his benefit. Then she said it wasn't for him?!?

Kim bought it for Denise to wear for Jack, Jack caught a glimpse of it when he came in the salon unbeknownst to Dee. She didn't seem like she wanted to wear it and "just think me and Jack need a good chat" (lol). Later at home he suggested she put it on and they go upstairs, she hadn't realised he knew about it and basically she didn't want to/implied she didn't really think "it was for him" (something he'd like). He got offended because she wanted stuff like that with Ravi but doesn't with him.

Stellium · 14/12/2023 21:43

So he accused her of it being for someone else (like last time she wanted to get all dressed up). I'd be frustrated with her too.

Meredusoleil · 14/12/2023 21:48

Stellium · 14/12/2023 21:43

So he accused her of it being for someone else (like last time she wanted to get all dressed up). I'd be frustrated with her too.

But she seemed up for wearing it when talking to Kim in the salon. They could have had a chat and had sex afterwards. There was plenty of time. It just seems like she doesn't fancy Jack anymore tbh.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/12/2023 21:51

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/12/2023 21:52

Son father brother in law x 2

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the80sweregreat · 14/12/2023 21:53

I'm not surprised she doesn't fancy him anymore !
I hope she finds out about this latest fling and throws the book at him tbh
I know everyone on here is team Jack , but I like Dee! Lol

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/12/2023 21:53

the80sweregreat · 14/12/2023 20:34

The writers seemed to have done their homework about the IVF procedure as well ( not that I know much about it myself )

Not done you mean

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Meredusoleil · 14/12/2023 22:01

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/12/2023 21:52

Son father brother in law x 2

What do you mean x2?

Married Bradley Branning (son).
Shagged Max Branning (Bradley's dad and her former FIL).
Now shagged Jack Branning (Bradley's uncle and her grand-daughter's grand-father).

the80sweregreat · 14/12/2023 22:08

One Branning is one too many in my book !
Bradley was ok, but Max was a manipulative so and so. Jack is a nightmare too!
What is she thinking ??

BusterGroove · 14/12/2023 23:27

Jacks circular hip stroke was the most unerotic thing I’ve ever seen.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/12/2023 23:30

@Meredusoleil did f she shag Derek as well

Or was they just Kat

I thought they both did

Hence the x 2 brother in law

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Twonewcats · 15/12/2023 00:58

Is anyone actually going to be friends in EE after this Christmas?
They're literally all either being blackmailed to keep secrets, having affairs, falling out, hitting the bottle or backstabbing

VivienneDelacroix · 15/12/2023 01:51

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/12/2023 23:30

@Meredusoleil did f she shag Derek as well

Or was they just Kat

I thought they both did

Hence the x 2 brother in law

Stacey definitely did not have a go on Derek.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2023 03:53

Ah cool. Ok then

Son father brother in law

Please don't let her get preg and be 4 x 4

And jack be 5 x 5

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the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 05:41

Twonewcats · 15/12/2023 00:58

Is anyone actually going to be friends in EE after this Christmas?
They're literally all either being blackmailed to keep secrets, having affairs, falling out, hitting the bottle or backstabbing

Good points!
They will all end up hating each other

ChoupetteTheCat · 15/12/2023 06:09

BusterGroove · 14/12/2023 23:27

Jacks circular hip stroke was the most unerotic thing I’ve ever seen.

Yes I noticed that too. Yuk

nottaotter · 15/12/2023 06:22

What happened to Jay? Also ben's eating disorder?

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 06:26

Jay , Ben and Lexi went on a road trip and obviously got lost ..
Considering that Lola was very keen on Lexi's education and wanted to be there for her first day at secondary school etc etc , they have now taken her out for over a month !
(Big fine there maybe ? Lol)
Ben still has an ED , but maybe that's been cured by eating at service stations traveling around.
Peter appeared this week , his now cured and nobody mentioned his stint in hospital on a ventilator
Linda's kids are too busy to see their mum at Christmas as well! Might be a good thing though as now she's back on the sauce :(

Meredusoleil · 15/12/2023 06:29

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2023 03:53

Ah cool. Ok then

Son father brother in law

Please don't let her get preg and be 4 x 4

And jack be 5 x 5

Who are Jack's kids again?

  1. Penny who lives in France, whose mum is?
  2. Amy (Roxy's duaghter).
  3. Ricky (Sam's son).
  4. Matthew (Ronnie's son).
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