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EASTENDERS 68 - FIRE IN KATH'S CAFF !!!!! Tv pace. NO SPOILERS. JUST FOR ONCE EH

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/11/2023 23:36

First off

Omfg. What an explosion that was. Surely Bobbie and Peter can't die

Ian can't lose 3/4 of his 4 kids

Hope Rocky feels very guilty with his constipated grimace giving mick a run for his money

Talking of much he's been dead dead for almost a year - is it fine for him to come back soon ?

Kaths caff will be redesigned and made much bigger just as all the sets do

Philif still has his money tree 😂

Spare £50k to kidnappers but where has karen hidden the money now

After Theo's perving no more has been seen of him for months

Lily never seems to have her baby. Either with granny or great granny

Sonja has had her trigger shot (blondes knows lots about ivf as took 5 to get mini blondes)

So means an august baby for Sonja if works and Debbie will wake up then

No sign of Allfie for a while. Not a bad thing

Phil and kat got married

Cindy kids don't really like her

Ian has beals eels Pmsl

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi nish or Ken as Christmas corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

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the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 06:33

I thought Matthew was Charlie cottons son ?
Ronnie n Jack had a baby , but it died
She swapped him with Kats baby at one point

Bunionbabe · 15/12/2023 08:03

Isn't Max Jack's brother? Yet another grim connection with the Brannings. Son, dad, dad's brother. She really is indiscriminate with her shags.

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 08:08

Jack n Max are brothers
There were 5 brannings

Derek ( died , was seeing Kat once)
Carol ( went off on a motorcycle)
Max
Jack
April

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2023 08:10

@the80sweregreat Raymond went for 3mths off school

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2023 08:12

• Penny who lives in France, whose mum is?

  1. Amy (Roxy's duaghter).
  2. Ricky (Sam's son).
  3. James (Ronnie's son). Who died one day old cot death
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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2023 08:13

Bunionbabe · 15/12/2023 08:03

Isn't Max Jack's brother? Yet another grim connection with the Brannings. Son, dad, dad's brother. She really is indiscriminate with her shags.

She suited to jack thinking about it

He shagged sisters and cousin to get 3/4 of his kids

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the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 08:19

Raymond was off for ages and Lexi is too.
Obviously school isn't a priority for them

Twonewcats · 15/12/2023 09:07

I've just caught up. Also confused re all the black lingerie.
Stacey wearing hers around the Square, Denise with hers, and Kat wearing a black lacy number in the launderette.

Ooh, is this like the wigs - there'll be some build-up/clue that involves some black lace (not Agadoo), and we know X amount of them have black lingerie, and witnesses have seen them

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 09:08

Two new cats
Good call there about wigs and lingerie !

Eastie77Returns · 15/12/2023 09:34

Didn’t watch yesterday and talk of Jack’s circular hip movements makes me think I’ll give it a miss😂 If he gets together with Stacey, Lily & Ricky will be step siblings who share a child. And if Stacey falls pregnant…I can’t work out how everyone will be related🤯

Hope this is the final nail in the coffin for his sham of a marriage.

Can’t believe they used the overhearing from a toilet stall device again. In reality Kat would have spoken as she entered the loo and heard Sharon helping L. If you walk in and your friend is is throwing up in the stall next to you, you’d shout out to them are you ok etc.

howdyho · 15/12/2023 10:07

How good was Shrimpy's singing!🤩

Poor Kat, she was so insistent that her and Phil have 'no more secrets' between them. If/when he finds out she knew😣
Don't know if I'd want to use those Queen Vic toilets, hearing stuff you don't want to hear, a lot goes on in there!

qazxc · 15/12/2023 10:32

I imagine Phil will find out and that Kat also knew. Linda will get drunk and let the cat out of the bag for him or another Mitchell to hear.
Penny's Mum is Selina, Jack's first wife.
Jack and Stacey gives me the ick. She should stay away from the Brannings, all of them are problematic. Even sainted Bradley, who pressured her into an abortion and pretended to his family she had miscarried and generally looked down on her ( her not being good enough to go on his works christmas do for example).
Is there going to be another "who does this Pregnancy test belong to?" storyline in a few weeks. Everyone get excited finding a positive test in a bin and assume it's Sonya's only for Stacey to admit it is hers? or will it fall out of her handbag in front of someone? Will Jack be the Christmas corpse and then she finds out?
I wouldn't miss Jack, he is a massive hypocrite that either acts holier than though or shouts. He also has a massive Madonna/whore complex when it comes to his views on women. Denise will be better off without him, I feel bad about Ricky and especially Amy who now have lost a caring stepmum.

Eastie77Returns · 15/12/2023 10:58

I remember yonks ago Phil found out he was Louise’s father on Xmas day. Lisa was passing her off as Mark’s and Sharon told him the truth. Maybe history will repeat itself with Albie and Kat will be the bearer of the ‘good’ news this time.

Phil seems to have gotten over the stolen £50k very quickly.

Catching up with this weeks episdodes…Keanu’s stag was a pretty poor affair with just 3 friends😂 One of whom, Martin, had him kidnapped and tied up in a warehouse with a gun to his head a couple of Christmas’ ago.

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 11:03

Phil hasn't really forgotten about the money , didn't he sat to Kat ' ask Sharon where my money is ' or something when she was getting ready to go to her current husbands ex's hen do , only something that happens in soaps!
Agree that Ken has forgotten about the gun in the warehouse incident ( as have I too. )
Linda was drunk and involved with all that too

bizzey · 15/12/2023 11:25

I do like the relationship between Linda and Phil , with him being her mentor/sponsor ....I can't remember what word they used ? .

Shows an understanding side to Phil !

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 11:39

I think it's sponsor, but I'm usually wrong
Yes, Phil was understanding the other day
Having been there , done that etc

Twonewcats · 15/12/2023 12:35

Does anyone know anybody in real life who pretends their child's dad is someone else?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2023 12:35

Yes sponsor

Working in a pub is prob the worst place for Linda tbh

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Twonewcats · 15/12/2023 12:36

How on earth does sharon think it can stay secret, when LOADS of people seem to know?

Fantasea · 15/12/2023 12:52

qazxc · 15/12/2023 10:32

I imagine Phil will find out and that Kat also knew. Linda will get drunk and let the cat out of the bag for him or another Mitchell to hear.
Penny's Mum is Selina, Jack's first wife.
Jack and Stacey gives me the ick. She should stay away from the Brannings, all of them are problematic. Even sainted Bradley, who pressured her into an abortion and pretended to his family she had miscarried and generally looked down on her ( her not being good enough to go on his works christmas do for example).
Is there going to be another "who does this Pregnancy test belong to?" storyline in a few weeks. Everyone get excited finding a positive test in a bin and assume it's Sonya's only for Stacey to admit it is hers? or will it fall out of her handbag in front of someone? Will Jack be the Christmas corpse and then she finds out?
I wouldn't miss Jack, he is a massive hypocrite that either acts holier than though or shouts. He also has a massive Madonna/whore complex when it comes to his views on women. Denise will be better off without him, I feel bad about Ricky and especially Amy who now have lost a caring stepmum.

Why do they all carry such personal stuff in their handbags, for it all to fall out in the Minute Mart or the street? They are never careful about disposing of incriminating documents and just stuff them in a bin - at least Sharon had the sense to burn the evidence of Ken not being Albie's dad.

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 12:56

Twonewcats · 15/12/2023 12:35

Does anyone know anybody in real life who pretends their child's dad is someone else?

No, but there was a statistic I read once ages ago now that many children are brought up by men who arn't their dad and it's kept secret , or the men don't know etc.
With DNA testing these days it might be less common ? No idea

qazxc · 15/12/2023 12:58

Yes they always carry contraceptive pills in there too when they are lying about trying to get pregnant. Wouldn't you just get the contraceptive injection?
Plenty of people lie about paternity, they just keep it quiet. There's an awful lot people finding out their family tree isn't what they thought when they do those genealogy dna test.

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 13:00

Lots of people doing their family trees get a shock I think ! Especially the amount of people who never married , but said they did
Easier to get away with that one years ago too

Bunionbabe · 15/12/2023 17:38

Another common thing was a daughter getting pregnant out of wedlock, shame etc, family then pretending child was another sibling. So sister is really mum. Happened in my in laws' family.

the80sweregreat · 15/12/2023 19:09

Bunionbabe · 15/12/2023 17:38

Another common thing was a daughter getting pregnant out of wedlock, shame etc, family then pretending child was another sibling. So sister is really mum. Happened in my in laws' family.

Yes. This was common years ago. A bit like Zoe and Kat's story

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