Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Kinda feel like Roz took agin Thomas from the start....

Poor Rozz is trying so hard to make herself fancy him but she can't.

Thomas seems very sweet.

Yes

I have concerns for Thomas's mental health if they don't get this sorted

Move on - these two are dead in the water

You can see she's hoping that he will write "leave"

The experts haven't helped T and R at all.

How the fuck does she not fancy Thomas?!? He's gorgeous!

Nope.

It was a good piece of advice to say focus on feelings not actions, in this situation.

WTF is Artur wearing? Is he about to go and inspect a crime scene?

gosh laura has had TOO much work done. She looks so plastic

When Ros was doing her farm girl, arriving on a tractor schtick, I didn't think she'd have peephole leather trousers in her wardrobe. Maybe she'll join Brad's sex cult.

When I here Arfur, I think Peaky Blinders. I can see Arfur in a peaked cap

I don't trust Arthur one bit

Arthur and Laura are giving me Mel and Layton vibes. I'm cautiously optimistic about them.

<worries I've just jinxed them>

Sharpies all went missing but maybe Brad’s got some nice new tattoos?

🤣🤣

He didn't just say it like that FFS

Ahhhh. How to tell them apart.
Peggy is blonde all they way up
Laura has blonde ends

A Brad and Ella affair would be magical car crash tv

Im here for it

Her having a paddy over George squatting in a gaming stream has me lolling. So ridiculous

I think Arthur is lovely.

dillite "WYF is Artur wearing? Is he about to go and inspect a crime scene?"

He did look a bit casual!

Luke’s faces are killing me