Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Here come the fake tears and dramatics

Oooh here we go....

Well that was quick, the only seemingly normal pair, no squats or finger issues there

Luke throwing shade at laura “rich!” In reference time why she likes Chelsea boys

Please let them say leave. I'm not sure how much more I can take of these two

In very certain circumstances, it's great, but mainly I agree.

It did look quite aggressive

.

That is not what happened at all!

🤣🤣

Ugh, fake crying

Dry eyed again

Hang on, she was the one who went alone first!!

You're all making me laugh so much 😄

Oh yeah! No tears!!

Where are the tears?

Sorry Porsha is hard work. She wants someone to bank roll her.

You know who she reminds me of with that whole spoon incident? That crazy one from MAFSA that kept going on snout getting a broken glass in her face.

OLIVIA!!!! That's the one.

Cannae be doing with this fake crying. It is making me detest her!!

On the spoon

the squatting for baguettes and flybswarting your nipples is just a revamp of that jackass programme - stupid laddish bollox

not what i would go looking for in a life partner but Peggy was so earnest and trembly delivering the horrific discovery she'd made it just made me laugh. She's so humourless

I hope @SheldonesqueTheBstard gets here soon for the next thread!

And you, what would you do for love/baguettes?

If they don't go home, the show is s farce

OMG make a great Hollyoaks actress !