Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Yes Ella!

Us girls love chatting about getting fingered. You're fitting right in

Mel's got an M on her head

The great Ozzie sock shortage appears to have mutated into also disappearing shirts…

Porsha could have resolved the conflict by dropping the chat about the spoon

Brad looks like he's shrunk inside his clothes since he put them on

Indeed! And they’re definitely going to be super shocked she’s trans. Shocker!!

Tezza only there for the free booze

Wait, what?
Ella is trans?

Is that going to be this year's 'I have a child'?

Give over Porscha, you both ignored each other

Porscha needs to get that fking spoon out of her ass.

And I don't see why Tez should apologise to Mardy Bum Porscha- it was her who stormed out of the flat..

Everyone needs a catchphrase@Bluetrews25 !

Porsche showing her own classless side me thinks. She ignored him too

100%

When she said it at the time, even I said “oh grow up!”.

It’s pathetic.

And obviously she’s not giving context and telling the girls what came before that and why he said it. Just that he said it, so it automatically makes him the bad guy in the situation 🙄

Who was it did the same in a previous series? Got their side in first so their spouse looked like the bad one when they turned up separately later?

They look like they're going to have a céilí

Oh get off his lap

Ffs

Shona and Brad

Peacocking

Oh yes, good word

Stop squealing

Was just thinking that

Extreme
Showy

Fake
Temporary

Piling on the PDA.....

I wish they'd make the lookee likey girls wear different coloured outfits...

Porscha is being ridiculous