Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

I usually do @dillite 🤦🏻

All of this is so childish

Yay, first person into a spare apartment already!

Different love languages with Porscha and Tezza?

You can't stay? Well feck off then Porscha.
But she'll do all the weepy-woman-wronged at the dinner party. Ugh. Performance artist.

Tezza seems quite laid back, but that only seems to make Porscha worse!

Who wouldn't want to have an apartment to themselves? Worth having a bust up for.

To be fair Porscha was being childish with the spoon thing

She’s very hard work

All that over a spoon?

I didn't even know what they were arguing about. I totally tuned out.

Porscha takes me back to the toddler years. I'm just waiting for her to run at him with a Peppa pig umbrella and she could BE my dd aged 3!

Oh I thought it was Wembley, then wondered how much it had changed there 🤦‍♀️

Or maybe it is Wembley. It's definitely in London

It looks like CGI

🤣

Always the little things. Ella channelling Liz Hurley's safety pins....

Is Ella in Liz Hurley's 30 year old dress? Those safety pins must be corroded to buggery by now?

Reveal to everyone you are trans?
Like they couldn't tell?
Sorry to burst your bubble, Ella, but you do not act like a woman.

Imagine how shocked they will be when Ella reveals that she's trans

Why are the inexperts pretending they don't know what went on on the honeymoons?

Someone had a J-Lo Versace alike dress on honeymoon but I can't remember who

🤔hmmmm

The ixperts always do that

Did I hear correctly “not even been fingered” or do I need a hearing test?

🤯