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Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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Italiangreyhound · 26/09/2023 21:31

Nogaxeh

Tasha and Paul? Definitely
Shona and Brad? Hopefully

I'd like to see Arthur and Laura make it too.

Bluetrews25 · 26/09/2023 21:31

CatamaranViper · 26/09/2023 21:29

Why do all these women have gold name necklaces?
Is this a SATC trend revival?

They just need to be a bit bigger so we can read them and therefore tell all these identical women apart.

Icamehomelikeastone · 26/09/2023 21:31

Maybe they have been given the name necklaces so we can try and remember who is who. Although I hadn't noticed the necklaces, too busy reading this thread

Unbird24 · 26/09/2023 21:31

Where can I find myself one of these men who pays all your bills for you so that you can spend all your own money on shopping and fun stuff?

CleanQueen123 · 26/09/2023 21:32

Yuck all the internalised misogyny from Peggy. Totally leading question and what was Georges meant to say?!

P and Tezza really are doomed.

Shona and Brad love the idea of love. I worry she'll be easily convinced to do things she isn't comfortable with to keep him interested though.

CatamaranViper · 26/09/2023 21:32

Cheeseandlobster · 26/09/2023 21:25

Peggy is hard work. Georges was never going to win that argument.

She looks like she'd be right at home on OF, he was definitely saying what he thought was the right answer.

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 21:33

Any bloke who wants to fund you totally in luxury when you’re perfectly able to do your bit in some way or another would surely end up being a controlling 50s throwback: there would be a payback.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2023 21:34

WHY would you tell her that, Tezza?? Just WHY?

Unbird24 · 26/09/2023 21:35

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 21:33

Any bloke who wants to fund you totally in luxury when you’re perfectly able to do your bit in some way or another would surely end up being a controlling 50s throwback: there would be a payback.

Yeah that’s true, and I suspect they’d only do it for a hot young thing rather than a middle-aged squishy one

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2023 21:35

openallday · 26/09/2023 21:31

What's yoni massage?

If I google it, i may start getting dodgy adverts to my inbox 🙈

There was an old thread (might be in Classics?) Some guy was offering some kind of sensual massages...

openallday · 26/09/2023 21:36

Porsh has the ick and is deliberately picking a fight so she can sleep in a separate room

openallday · 26/09/2023 21:36

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

Thanks! Ill leave there 🤣

dillite · 26/09/2023 21:36

Brian from Hull ;)

JaneJeffer · 26/09/2023 21:37

I hope Paul is genuine

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2023 21:37

Aw, Paul seems lovely, even to an old cynic like me!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2023 21:38

dillite · 26/09/2023 21:36

Brian from Hull ;)

Yes, that was it!!!

Unbird24 · 26/09/2023 21:38

Think there will be a collective thread revolt if the prods give Paul a villain arc down the line

squareyedannie · 26/09/2023 21:39

This pair is giving me the ick.

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 21:39

Terence took full responsibility to be fair - he didn’t try to blame the women he cheated on like lots of men can do.

JaneJeffer · 26/09/2023 21:40

Shona reminds me of Eva Speakman

openallday · 26/09/2023 21:40

She's calling him Teh-rents

dillite · 26/09/2023 21:40

A quick in and out, huh?

squareyedannie · 26/09/2023 21:42

Peggy & George sounds like a 70s sitcom.

AtlasPine · 26/09/2023 21:42

Georges is immature but Peggy is a bit humourless.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 26/09/2023 21:43

I feel like he might be getting his nipples electrocuted again in the near future...

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