Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

It's easier for a camel (toe) to go through the eye of a needle

So what does Porscha think she brings to a relationship if the man is doing all the paying?

That's what happens when everyone looks the same

Yeah we're all focused on your glutes mate

georges is horrid but peggy coming across as a nut job there. Husbands don't own their wife's body so i agree with his answer bizarrely

porscha is an odd one - saying she's religious and moral but at same time obsessing over status and 'things'

Don't worry Georges the production crew will be right along with the next topic any minute now

Yeah we're all focused on your glutes mate
True!!

WTF is Peggy on about? Has all that botox paralysed her brain cells?

Jaysus

Peggy is hard work. Georges was never going to win that argument.

Signing in and catching up. What kind of weird trick question was that from Peggy?

And also she's giving me strong Ekin-Su.

Peggy-Su?

I think Peg is trying hard to prove she's not just a fake barbie but has a brain and decent job

Even though she's made herself look like one on purpose

Internally?

Oh look, Tat is into experimenting with sex. He will be pushing her into stuff that she's not comfortable with in 3,2,1...

Ick.

brad and shona just talking bollox to each other there 😂

Brad is reminding me uncomfortably of that yoni Sex thread from years ago

Jeez Porscha the man has two jobs give him a break

Peggy reminds me of Christine mcguiness and shona reminds me of that apprentice cake person who did big brother

Oh, he definitely offers yoni massages in Hull

Tat likes experimenting so maybe he'll prefer Ella?

Shona may be too vanilla for him

Why do all these women have gold name necklaces?
Is this a SATC trend revival?

🤢🤢🤢

And he will need all the jobs of he is expected to provide for her and her luxury lifestyle

What's yoni massage?

If I google it, i may start getting dodgy adverts to my inbox 🙈