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Carla · 16/12/2004 11:03

Yeah? What about him?

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bigcookben · 16/12/2004 12:12

My mum is very proud of my culinary skills but keeps wondering why I don't have a girlfriend.

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 12:13

BigCookBen
Do you listen to erasure and Kylie lots?

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bigcookben · 16/12/2004 12:15

How did you know? And I just love Abba too. When we go to Abba conventions I always dress up as Agnetha. The hair really suits me too I think.

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 12:16
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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 13:19

Ok, this might be a really stupid question but is 'bigcookben' actually big cook ben or is it just someone joking around. Please say, it's really bothering me now, I need to know (I'm a big fan).

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 13:21

DC you fell for this?
You are officially ex-communicated from CIMA on the grounds of gullibilisiniss

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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 13:22

awwww crap!! I'm such an idiot but I just needed to know!

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 13:23

But the fakester answers questions well though
perhaps they could even arrange an autograph for you.

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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 13:30

Well I did my 'homework'. I checked all the threads 'bigcookben' had posted to see if they had admitted their falsness or confirmed they were genuine. Neither were conclusive so I thought I would ask. Damn!!

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 13:32

We could CAT him / her and demand a tour of the cafe if you like?

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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 13:34

shut up, shut up!! You're just rubbing salt in the wounds now! I was really getting my hopes up that it was big cook ben and now I'm devastated . I DON'T FANCY HIM EITHER, just a big fan.

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 13:36

Who said i fancy him
I have visions of daddycool in an apron asking his grown up helper to put the oven on.

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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 13:41

yeah yeah yeah, laugh it up wiseass . I have no claims to fame at all except that I saw PJ from big brother in B'ham on Tuesday (woohoo!).

I'm a big fan because I reckon I could do it. What a fantastic way to make a living.

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 13:44

Now If I could be a kids tv presenter I would be Bizzy Lizzy from Smarteenies as all she does is wink at the camera and dabble her fingers in paint. I wouldn't need to move or dance or cook. She doesnt even have to talk to the kids. easy Life.

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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 13:49

I could be medium sized cook! My colleague has just told me I'd be good at it because I'm good at acting like a t@%t.

Yes, bizzy lizzy does bugger all. What a great career.

We could start our own show!

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MerryTissMas · 16/12/2004 13:50

she does talk to the kids, though- she does the "crafty" bits where she gets 4 or 5 kids to make things out of loo roll inners and odds and ends and then they have to clean up at the end. They all do two things; Mark does big picture, little picture and shape stall, Kirsten does pattern palace and the bit with Dougie the doggie and the other bloke does man of letters and "I'm an artist".

I need to get out more.

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 13:52

I hate man of letters

daddycool, can we call our show Medium sized cook and bugger all?
When are you free to pich to the bbc?

even when (not very)bizzy lizzy goes to the kids, she rarely makes eye contact with them

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bigcookben · 16/12/2004 14:15

Of course I'm real. I'll even send you a signed hanky if you like, Daddycool.

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 14:22

then can I have small's phone number?
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DaddyCool · 16/12/2004 14:24

medium sized cook and bugger all . It's got a nice ring to it. It could just be me dancing around waving my arms and teaching the kids how to put a 'rustlers' hot dog in the microwave and you sitting in an easy chair in the corner looking really pissed off and bored.

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bigcookben · 16/12/2004 14:25

Small is currently phoneless after he annoyed me once too often. However A&E are confident that they can retrieve it with minor surgery. Very minor in Small's case.

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spacedonkey · 16/12/2004 14:26

DC and GDD, i'll watch it for sure

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5goldendillydallys · 16/12/2004 14:31

Am I the only person who hasnt seen little cooks arse crack?

DC wouldn't my armchair have to wizz away occasionally and get some groceries from the garage down the road.
I am thinking along the lines of a cross between jimmy saville and andy from little britain, telling you that the garage didnt have sheeps yoghurt and would some charcoal brickets suffice

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bea · 16/12/2004 19:36

hee hee! i thought the exacr same thing about the croissants thismorning!!!

sigh!

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IwigitcouldbeXmaseveryday · 16/12/2004 19:53

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