chris - cbeebies

[Carla]

Yeah? What about him?

My mum is very proud of my culinary skills but keeps wondering why I don't have a girlfriend.

BigCookBen
Do you listen to erasure and Kylie lots?

How did you know? And I just love Abba too. When we go to Abba conventions I always dress up as Agnetha. The hair really suits me too I think.

Ok, this might be a really stupid question but is 'bigcookben' actually big cook ben or is it just someone joking around. Please say, it's really bothering me now, I need to know (I'm a big fan).

DC you fell for this?
You are officially ex-communicated from CIMA on the grounds of gullibilisiniss

awwww crap!! I'm such an idiot but I just needed to know!

But the fakester answers questions well though
perhaps they could even arrange an autograph for you.

Well I did my 'homework'. I checked all the threads 'bigcookben' had posted to see if they had admitted their falsness or confirmed they were genuine. Neither were conclusive so I thought I would ask. Damn!!

We could CAT him / her and demand a tour of the cafe if you like?

shut up, shut up!! You're just rubbing salt in the wounds now! I was really getting my hopes up that it was big cook ben and now I'm devastated . I DON'T FANCY HIM EITHER, just a big fan.

Who said i fancy him
I have visions of daddycool in an apron asking his grown up helper to put the oven on.

yeah yeah yeah, laugh it up wiseass . I have no claims to fame at all except that I saw PJ from big brother in B'ham on Tuesday (woohoo!).

I'm a big fan because I reckon I could do it. What a fantastic way to make a living.

Now If I could be a kids tv presenter I would be Bizzy Lizzy from Smarteenies as all she does is wink at the camera and dabble her fingers in paint. I wouldn't need to move or dance or cook. She doesnt even have to talk to the kids. easy Life.

I could be medium sized cook! My colleague has just told me I'd be good at it because I'm good at acting like a t@%t.

Yes, bizzy lizzy does bugger all. What a great career.

We could start our own show!

she does talk to the kids, though- she does the "crafty" bits where she gets 4 or 5 kids to make things out of loo roll inners and odds and ends and then they have to clean up at the end. They all do two things; Mark does big picture, little picture and shape stall, Kirsten does pattern palace and the bit with Dougie the doggie and the other bloke does man of letters and "I'm an artist".

I need to get out more.

I hate man of letters

daddycool, can we call our show Medium sized cook and bugger all?
When are you free to pich to the bbc?

even when (not very)bizzy lizzy goes to the kids, she rarely makes eye contact with them

Of course I'm real. I'll even send you a signed hanky if you like, Daddycool.

then can I have small's phone number?

medium sized cook and bugger all . It's got a nice ring to it. It could just be me dancing around waving my arms and teaching the kids how to put a 'rustlers' hot dog in the microwave and you sitting in an easy chair in the corner looking really pissed off and bored.

Small is currently phoneless after he annoyed me once too often. However A&E are confident that they can retrieve it with minor surgery. Very minor in Small's case.

DC and GDD, i'll watch it for sure

Am I the only person who hasnt seen little cooks arse crack?

DC wouldn't my armchair have to wizz away occasionally and get some groceries from the garage down the road.
I am thinking along the lines of a cross between jimmy saville and andy from little britain, telling you that the garage didnt have sheeps yoghurt and would some charcoal brickets suffice

hee hee! i thought the exacr same thing about the croissants thismorning!!!

sigh!

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