Celebs go dating? No thread?

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No one watching this year?
I'm hooked - really wish Vanessa would dial it down though! I was a big fan of her BBC radio show, she's a very bright woman, but she's definitely going to put viewers backs up!
Pretty slim pickings at the mixer for the girls - no good looking guys at all!
No wonder Lottie shagged Adam, the producers didn't really give her anyone else to distract her from him....

Adam looks like he could do with a good wash

The female therapist gives me cod-psychology/ school bully who trained to be a counsellor vibes

I think she's good with young and not so young fuckboy types and insecure women who have been treated badly by same or unworldly folk like Chloe Ferry but loses her way with more complex characters, particularly mature women such as Ulrika Jonsson or even Sophie Hermann. She's no match for Vanessa, certainly.

Re. the sex therapist woman.. I would not take any advice from a woman with such horrific dress sense!

I think she's been badly done to by wardrobe. Her and Anna were dressed in v similar body con dresses of 'clashing colours' a few days ago. And she can barely walk in the platform heels. (Or whatever those built up stripper type shoes are called)

Could she not have said 'i wouldnt be seen dead in that darling' !?.. they must be paying her a shed load, is all i can say
god i sound like Mark Francis

Only a few episodes into this but God, it's so depressing to see these gorgeous young women thinking they have to promise nasty porn sex to attract men. Lottie and Chloe trying to pretend they're into anal, rough sex, being spat on... you can see from the way their eyes flicker off to the side when they say these things that they aren't really into it. Why is E4 promoting this? It's grossly irresponsible for them to portray a fucked-up girl like Lottie as a "sex-positive queen". I find it uncomfortable watching her, she seems to be on a mission to self destruct (who gets a face tattoo by mistake?). I hate the new sex agent as well.

This used to be a cute, fun show about romance. I'm over it - only watching now for Mark Francis, who I have loved since MIC days.

Completely agree with you @Jibo

I've also said similar in my posts @Jibo

I also hate "big clit energy" (which has obviously evolved from the equally gross Big Dick Energy) I've come to the conclusion that women in the past few generations feel they have to match men in some way. So in the 90s we had Ladettes who were drinking pints and it was seen as a badge of honour to drink a man under the table. Now it's matching or outdoing men's insatiable appetite for porn and feeling empowered by sex work.

These young women feetots putting them on control, but it is anything but. And all the shows now endorse/ enable this shit - LOVE Island etc.

It's fucking grim.

Lottie has spelt her problems out to the experts. She left modelling after constantly being compared to Kate and found wanting.

She moved into Only Fans because she got such a positive reaction and finally felt she earned praise.

She talks all the sexual talk and makes sexual content because it is the only way she feels valued.

She is not a sex positive queen. She uses sex as a way of feeling good enough because she is deeply insecure.

And she's bloody well told them that !

Sorry @RainbowZebraWarrior - haven't RTFT because I'm so far behind and don't want spoilers! Glad to hear others feel the same, I just sat there thinking "what the fuck am I watching". As for Lottie's sob story about leaving modelling and switching to OnlyFans because it was soooooo hard being compared to Kate and found wanting... if she couldn't handle the comparisons could she not have, I dunno, stayed at school and pursued a career in medicine or social work or law? Why did she go into modelling in the first place? Whoever allowed that needs to take a hard look at themselves.

Vanessa is just so rude & unpleasant. It's as though if she doesn't find a date fanciable/on her level, then she discards them by expressing her disdain. I thought she had better manners/morals than that.

Agree with @Jibo and @RainbowZebraWarrior And i really hate this multi dating trend

Chloe looks so much like another celeb here... but who?

(yes, I know most Love Islanders have basically the same face)

I don’t believe VFs behaviour is purely due To heartbreak. I think Vanessa’s rudeness is perhaps giving us an insight into her past relationship. I get the impression that she is used to having her every need catered for and that her bf had to literally sing for his supper. He was wrong to cheat on her of course.

Agree, I think that's her true persona not the jolly happy Vanessa we see on this morning dishing out advice.

@Jibo Amy Hart?

I agree, she's rude and incredibly arrogant. Lets herself down every time she opens her mouth.

She looks and sounds a bit like the queen bee mum in that Motherland comedy.

YES @Ramalangadingdong Lucy Punch! That's who she looks like!

Thank you so much, that was driving me crazy!

Anyone know if Adam and Lottie are still seeing each other in real life? I assume the celebs aren't allowed to post anything that would give away who they got with in the end - if anyone?

What has caused Chloe's accent and voice to change? I'm at the stage now where I fast forward when she's on because I can't stand listening to her shouting and screeching.

The one that reminds me of Lucy Punch from Motherland is the blonde bride in the trailer for MAFSUK the one who says "i didnt get what i ordered.

Chloe seems to have rebranded herself as a thick, dizzy Essex girl when she’s nothing of the sort. There’s already way too many Essex girls from TOWIE and Love Island, she’s just going to get lost in the mix. And that visit to her grandparents house, what was the point? The Nan’s teeth were terrifying!

I think we are seeing the real Vanessa here, and it’s not who I thought she was. It’s not all about her broken heart, she’s very impatient, demanding and rude. Years of being pandered to on TV shows and having everyone hanging off her very many words and strong opinions probably hasn’t helped.

Spudz!!! quietly putting Adam to shame..

Ok at least they didnt shag..