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MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/08/2023 14:39

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

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CatamaranViper · 21/09/2023 21:34

I can't explain this but Paul looks like he'd smell amazing.

Bluetrews25 · 21/09/2023 21:35

Well, Tash mentioned God in her vows, so MIL will be ok with her.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 21/09/2023 21:35

Tash is a beautiful lass.

He isn’t bad either 😊

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TheNameIsDickDarlington · 21/09/2023 21:35

George's is just awful. Can't stop going on about big breasts as if he's not the biggest tit there ever was.

JaneJeffer · 21/09/2023 21:36

Mama trying not to smile in case she's on camera

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 21/09/2023 21:36

Mam likes her. I saw a hint of smile.

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JaneJeffer · 21/09/2023 21:37

Yay big meringue

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 21/09/2023 21:37

CatamaranViper · 21/09/2023 21:34

I can't explain this but Paul looks like he'd smell amazing.

Oh yes.

Whereas Georges will smell of udder.

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Bluetrews25 · 21/09/2023 21:37

Hang on, is this Big Fat Gypsy Wedding or MAFS? That carriage?!

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/09/2023 21:38

Did Peg's Mum just check out his arse?

CatamaranViper · 21/09/2023 21:38

Was expecting him to turn around and shout "tittaaaayyysssss"

wednesdayatone · 21/09/2023 21:38

Big fake tits leading the way

JaneJeffer · 21/09/2023 21:39

I'm liking all the random bridal transport this year. Double decker next hopefully

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 21/09/2023 21:39

Rewinding…

She absolutely did.

That or the jewels 🤮

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Brumbies · 21/09/2023 21:42

Georges wants fake tits he should get implants and then he could play with them all day

wednesdayatone · 21/09/2023 21:43

Georges has certainly made a tit of himself so far

wednesdayatone · 21/09/2023 21:44

What a shallow pair

They wont get on

CatamaranViper · 21/09/2023 21:45
  1. is Peggy's mum Jennifer Saunders?

  2. how the fuck is Peggy younger than me?!

dillite · 21/09/2023 21:45

Brumbies · 21/09/2023 21:42

Georges wants fake tits he should get implants and then he could play with them all day

No need for implants, he can just take off his shirt.

Iwishmynamewassheilah · 21/09/2023 21:46

Stop with the fairytale stuff

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 21/09/2023 21:46

Georges ride to the reception…

after he has clocked the norks. Gyads.

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purplepencilcase · 21/09/2023 21:46

No way is Peggy 32! I misheard 52.....

dillite · 21/09/2023 21:47

I can not be the only one who finds that nasty blowjob lip lacking disgusting? It makes me feel sick every time they do it.

TitsInAbsentia · 21/09/2023 21:47

He'll be drooling like a clown when he sees Ella's grapefruits at the first dinner party 😂

Bluetrews25 · 21/09/2023 21:47

Struck gold?
No, silicone.

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