MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

Nothing wrong with tennis coaching!

@FriendofDorothy yeah together 4yrs, married 10 months, left him in lockdown - took the dog

Especially when it affords you Mayfair hangouts.

Do tennis coaches make a lot?

Clearly enough to hang out in Chelsea & Mayfair…

He also coaches internally so must earn quite a bit

Aww Jay

And jeez the photoshoot between Laura and Arthur

Awks

Omg. This reminds me of the dreadful photoshoot last year where the bride was like DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!

Was it Whitney? Or someone else equally unpleasant?

Awful body language between Laura and Arthur

Interesting that she’s from Hampshire but hangs out in Chelsea. (She did say Hampshire or Hertfordshire?)
Either way, it’s not bloody well near Chelsea!!

I think she said Hampshire

Do any of them Have A Child this year, I wonder?
😂

Not a fan of Laura.

I hang out in Mayfair.... I work there 😂

Oh Arthur - shut up!!

Laura is from Portsmouth

Both their vows were dreadful for opposite reasons

Horrified that he got the vows off the internet and put no effort in, but jeez she didn’t take hers from anywhere and they were horrid

😂

So not even the fancy part of Hampshire!

Someone's sleeping on the floor tonight.

I'm bored of these two already

Why are they on the show of they are not prepared to put even the bare minimum of effort on their very first day of meeting one another?

laura is awful but i get the feeling she is playing to the camera and using the programme for exposure

I think he seems nice enough, but trying to speak romantically in a second language in a frankly batshit scenario might have driven me to chatgpt. However, I wouldn't have been silly enough to admit it.