MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

This Laura looks a bit like Ekin-Su doesn't she?

It’ll be too predictable if they match her with the posho

Are we just going to get a whole load of emotionally vulnerable people who definitely shouldn’t be on a show like this?

That's the whole point of the show. Without those people there would be no show.

So he’s gonna be “beneath her” then, wonderful

That cake 😍

He seems lovely, hope he’s not all fitness talk though

The ‘c’ word!

'C' word?

Chelsea - he just said he socialises there. So maybe that will placate her!

I missed what his job was - she’s gonna care - did anyone notice?

Phew! Ok I have found my people..

I am settling down now to see the carnage.

He’s a tennis coach

He's a tennis coach.

Tennis coach

Both couples look like they could be siblings

Thanks all! Yeah she’s definitely going to think he’s beneath her (even though he’s lovely seeming)

Poor Jay. People are such shits.

No idea what his parents do but if that was their house they’re not badly off. Hopefully she’s not that shallow

Those lips 😱😱😱

So many lip-fillers!

Awwww, he seems like a nice fella. Arthur.

I thought that those in Chelsea preferred the natural look and looked down on those with fillers

(I’m probably going to look back on that in a few weeks time and cringe!)

His friends 🤣