Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go!

Baby x-ray tubes!!!!

MEN! BIG MANLY, HAIRY ARSED, OFF ROADING MEN! Well, wankers from Hoxton who like real ale and throw axes.
I hate barbecue and if it’s nailed to a plank, even more.

What a bunch of idiots. I can't even with any of this.

Oh how cute. Humans are so inventive.

@Sunbird HAHAHAHA

and @Wolfcub me too! I had to save it so I could look at it occasionally and laugh like a drain

These scouts are going to get fish then pud then venison

I want unfiltered reviews from these kids.

It’s all gone a bit sitcom, hasn’t it? Oooh Betty, me planked trout has gone all wobbly, and me plaited venison looks like a cats woopsie!

I'd prefer said men not to have a hairy posterior....😅

It's the shadow of the cross, making you feel that it's perhaps a holy hedgehog.

So has.

I like the fact that the chefs are all taking the piss out of this utter wankery.

Me too

Hmmmm dusty venison. Nice.

Wynn should just start singing

Ew. Coal cream. WHY.

I thought he was going to…

No! Coals in the cream? Nooooooo!

It IS wrong, Amy

Nice one Wynne 🤣

Burnt cream 🤦‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Whose idea was it to nail fish to a board hanging over a fire - smoked fish takes hours.

What? Coal in cream? The dirrrty bastards.

Don't start him off!

They cut "What the fuck is this nonsense?" from what the kid was saying.