Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go!

This is best laugh ever on a task

Jamelia could be a convicted murderer and I'd still love her 🤣

That looks cold and sad. Sorry, Jamelia and Wynne. It's not your fault.

I actually really like smoked trout

God id had enough of the wanky cooking over REAL FIRE by beardy chefs in professional masterchef

You know all that foraged shit is going to taste of cats piss.

Beetroot steaks ? Do they mean slices of beetroot ?

'This fish died for somebody's sins but not mine' 🎼

(With apols to Patti Smith)

And dog poop

Yup, steaks is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence

Me too, I want elegant French chefs a’la Michelle and Mon-mon.

When I was in the scouts at that age I'd have been very happy with a burger or a sausage in a roll and lots of ketchup

Well they’re just openly ripping the piss out of it now, and good for them.

Board #2 = dry and cold.

Fuck me, Luca's vegetables are lying flat!

They are halsall 🤣🤣

Surely the scouts are dialling for a pizza after all this shite! 😁

At least they're being honest about the venison being dirty.

Yup, the aubergines aren’t steaks either

Scouts just want McDonald's

Scouts all scarving the wedges

Luca saying 'I'm actually buzzing' with the vocal tone of someone who's taken five Mogadon.

My husband has just been waxing lyrical about making damper and winding it round sticks and cooking it in the fire, jacket spuds in the embers and lots of sausages.

The scouts have all earned their “ lying politely to the tv camera” badge.

They are all piling into the wedges.