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Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 23/08/2023 11:01

Here we go!

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EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:28

It's going to be great getting Luca's scintillating critique when he comes back as a guest judge, especially when he's admitted not liking most food groups.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2023 21:28

Not many chefs deliberately use shit ingredients, do they.

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:28

Oh dear he is the spitting image of my DGrandson's sperm donor bleurgh

EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:28

Thank fuck The Four Seasons isn't an opera!

Halsall · 06/09/2023 21:29

Blueberrycreampie · 06/09/2023 21:25

Not really good enough for classical opera - in my opinion and I'm not an expert by any means.

He does do proper opera actually! He was with Welsh National Opera and he’s sung at the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden. Lots more too. Not sure how much he does currently though. I suspect the fact he's on this means he's looking for other opportunities….

EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:29

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:28

Oh dear he is the spitting image of my DGrandson's sperm donor bleurgh

He looks a bit like Nookie Bear.

Blueberrycreampie · 06/09/2023 21:30

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:28

Oh dear he is the spitting image of my DGrandson's sperm donor bleurgh

Trying to work this out!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 06/09/2023 21:30

Just three? And not all dressed up? Booo

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2023 21:31

The aces Chef's Table with all the chefs is only in the Professionals version.

Sunbird24 · 06/09/2023 21:31

So it’s decomposing pumpkin then?

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 06/09/2023 21:31

I can't imagine having a tattoo on my breastbone and neck. It must be horrible to have done. It's making me squirm just thinking about it!

Halsall · 06/09/2023 21:31

Hay-aged pumpkin. But IS IT FORAGED?

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:31

Blueberrycreampie · 06/09/2023 21:30

Trying to work this out!

Looks like my grandson's father who is a waste of oxygen fortunately he doesn't sound like him and has a billion times the work ethic.

Pebbledashery · 06/09/2023 21:32

Can someone pop the new thread in here

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EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:32

Are we moving to the new thread?

Blueberrycreampie · 06/09/2023 21:32

@Halsall I suppose the MC studio is not the best setting for serious opera.

TheDogsMother · 06/09/2023 21:32

Pumpkins aged in hay ? There's some Italian pumpkin farmer thinking they are onto a great wheeze with this chef.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 06/09/2023 21:33

Oh shit, he does look like Nookie.

Blueberrycreampie · 06/09/2023 21:33

@fourquenelles I had a feeling it was something along those lines. 😀

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2023 21:34

Who is Nookie? I am definitely NOT googling that.

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